Need Computer Help

[KODOGG]

Fuccin' gay Del Computer.. Modle "Opti Plex GX110" is messin up on me.. The moniter is lettin' me only see like a inch of my screen, it's got a frame of black around it.. and when i click "OK/MENU" to adjust the shit it wont let me scroll down.. I end up hittin the comp a few times and pullin' down on the two plugs in the back till it actualy shows a decent picture, then it's all blackish color tho.. Like Now.. And i jus' recently scanned it and had 8 NON CLEANABLE virus's i think a couple were Torjans.. I Deleted them all but im not sure if that does anything to "NON CLEANABLE" virus's.. Any suggestions on how to get this $hit to work, besides reformating it.. And, is there a way 2 get my comp to run faster, cuz i went to "Start/Run" once and typed some weird ass letter's in and i deleted this programs and my comp ran faster then no otha'.. Jus help me out siccness folxzz.

 

[Rusto]

theres probly some sort of patch for that

 

[xraidedloc831]

download a program called STINGER.EXE and ADAWARE

those two programs should take care of your problems. Well if you can see the screen.

 

[KODOGG]

I got adaware and it aint doin much i still got like 200x popups.. Like "ONLINE DIALER" and $hit.. I sorta got my screen 2 work.. it still has a thick ass black frame and is crooked but it's coo'.

 

[hobgoblin]

I got adaware and it aint doin much i still got like 200x popups.. Like "ONLINE DIALER" and $hit.. I sorta got my screen 2 work.. it still has a thick ass black frame and is crooked but it's coo'.

Online Dialer huh? Sounds alot like spyware. You should get Spybot Search & Destroy, and get rid of the spyware that are obviously in your comp. As for the pop-ups... You should just run out and buy Norton Internet Security, which comes with NIS, and Norton Anti-virus 2004. The Norton Internet Security has a firewall, pop-up/ad suppressor, etc.

here is a screen of the NIS. Sorry for the image size

 

[Zer0.MediA]

Thick frame and crooked? Have you tried something simple like adjusting your monitors settings?

 

[NOSTRIL KING]

YOU ARE SUFFERING FROM A VIRUS THAT'S KILLING COMPUTERS OFF AROUND THE NATION. IF YOU BOOT UP THE COMPUTER FROM A DOS PROMPT, TYPE FORMAT C:\ ...IT WILL ASK YOU ABOUT ERASING SHIT, BUT DON'T WORRY - IT WILL JUST ERASE VIRUSES...HIT "Y' AND LET IT DO IT'S JOB.

MICROSOFT INSTALLED THAT ...IT'S CALLED "FORMAT VIRUS CONTROL VERSION 2.3" - VERY GOOD.

 

[MizeryU]

if your gonna listen to nostril you moght as well take a hammer to your monitor

i think the problem is you need to stop usin your cd drive as an ashtray

 

[UKantCMe]

you still got viruses... and you might want to watch your phone bill... online dialer sounds like a virus that will dial out on your phone line....

 

[xraidedloc831]

KODOGG did you update the referance file in adware and then scan your computer? If that doesnt work then you need to get norton antivirus. Just for those that dont know adaware is a spyware detector that gets rid of all spyware. You should scan your computer for viruses every day and run adaware each time you use your computer. IT might sound like alot but you dont hear me with problems.

 

[KODOGG]

Fucc how much is Norton costin right now?? And i aint listenin 2 Nostril, guy's a jackass.. But n e wayz.. This suckz dick.. The cuase of this all is my bro goin to a porn site called 408.com or some shit.. Fucc that $hit.

 

[UKantCMe]

you can get norton and norton IS off kazaa. but then again if you already got some viruses, then you probably shouldn't trust any programs like that....

i think its between $20-$50 in the store. but once you install it, you still need to update it.

if you know your way around computers, i'd back up all my shit on a cd and use the manufacturer's restore disk. or format your shit like nostril said and reinstall windows.

i had a virus before and it fucked up my antivirus program. so sometimes it could be hard to tell if its really gone.

 

[KODOGG]

I've been thru this before.. I might jus swoop one off ebay for like $10.00's.. But the virus isnt doin that much right now.. :/ And does it co$t $$ to update that $hit? They makin tons of $$!

 

[UKantCMe]

nah if you buy it legit, you get like a year subscription of free updates.

 

[xraidedloc831]

nah if you buy it legit, you get like a year subscription of free updates.

it dont cost even if you dont buy it legit lololol.

 

[UKantCMe]

^ lol, true

 

[hobgoblin]

I have my subscription for my virus update, until.. 11/28/2012. ahaha. =]

 

[UKantCMe]

i have mine for one year. next year, there will be a new version anyway. and in 2012, your computer will already be obsolete...

 

[hobgoblin]

True.. But as long as I keep updating everything from video cards to the motherboard., its okay.


edit:

If you think about it, all computers are considered obsolete once they hit the market, because there are already better ones being made.

 

[UKantCMe]

but if you keep updating your motherboard, you're gonna be rebuilding the same ol' computer.... that would be the same thing as some rebuilding their old 386 since win3.1 to use online to post on the siccness....