Nah fuck that shit u faggot ass faggot

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recklessofgilaz

recklessofgilaz

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DAT NIGGA TAZZ said:
That's a good idea... Lol one time when I was 17 n just got my bank account, I bought like 60 different kinds of blunt wraps n swishers online. It got sent to my house but my mom found the package and opened it cuz it had our address but I had made a fake name when I checked out online, so she thought it was weird that somebody named Mike Jones had our same address. She got mad like Jesus Christ how much are u smoking lol
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Lmfao!! A million props for the Mike Jones name lol
 
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Sicc OG
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at the local gas station a pack of swishers is $7 with tax

those duckets would buy 7 packs of those trusty 99 cent splittarillos
 
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Meta4iCAL

Meta4iCAL

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DAT NIGGA TAZZ said:
I just went out to get a lighter, the corner stores closed so i went to 7-11 instead. I have 2 50's on me and 2 dollars. i go to get a regular bic lighter and i see it says $2.19 which is fuckin rediculous, but i look and have 50 cents in my pocket, cool. So i ask how much it is, and this ass face says "bddddttt two eighty tree". Im like naw that sounds wrong and he just repeats himself "twdddteighttttdddtreeoutthedoor". So i said "bruh usually if a customer asks if ur overcharging u ring it up and show them the price". I didnt really say that but i was thinking it. I ended up just grabbin a mini lighter... But what the fuck is goin on today that a god damn simple ass basic ass bic is costing 3 dollars fuck you and the camel you rode in on
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Idk where u live, but if you add on 8.75% sales tax then it comes out to $2.38 so maybe he is dyslexic....
 
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Sicc OG
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if u can do the 5 finger discount when the cashier is looking away
theres maybe a 5 second window to do this in stealth mode
they aint gonna miss the 75 cents a swisher costs
 
RM211

RM211

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lol @ going to jail for shoplifting a lighter...what's the world coming to!! (in my robert de niro voice)
 
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im way too old for that shit now neways but

most chains have a strict policy where there not allowed to chase you...
and if u get grabbed sock up tha security guard and bone out...
 
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in SF the cops wont show up if you're stealing food...and you wont get prosecuted for it...hella people trying to walk out with carts full of food. the cops consider it as "trying to feed yourself". only security guards can do something about it and all they'll do is take the food and tell u not to come back


if you're stealing non-food items though, and its worth enough, you're fucked
 
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