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The Bakersman
#54
Aug 14, 2006
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Mizzourah
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LMAO @ the commentary for that picture!

Ever wonder why you never seem to find the cashier at a White Hen when you're ready to check out?

Well, now you know! The douche bag is sitting in the back smokin' up like Craig & Day-Day from Next Friday.

Look at this douche bag! It looks like he's deep throating 3 sets of dildos with an anal bead theme to them. What kinda couch is that? It looks like something Mr. Furly used to sit on at the Reagle Beagle from Three's Company back in the 70's.

GET BACK TO WORK ASSHOLE! Make me a sandwich you bitch! And replace the potato salad. It's been expired for 4 days now!
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2-0-Sixx

2-0-Sixx

Sicc OG
#57
May 13, 2002
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87 siccness members:


http://www.myspacedouchebags.com/img/236.jpg


Check out this fucking douche bag! What exactly is his message? I'm not getting it. Is he trying to tell us he's on the same level as Jay-Z?

Well, he's wearing a fucking shirt that looks like a collage made from street signs, his nose looks like a flattened penis, someone stole his lips, his eyebrows are gayer than Boy Georges' and the money he made from land scapping last summer which he stores under his mattress is NOT making him look any cooler. Did he get laid after this? Girls you getting horny yet? Guys? How about you? You guys jealous of his "gangsta" ways?

He placed the camera on his washing machine with the 10 second timer. No way he had anyone sit thorugh this. Either that or calculating the angle of the picture he has a midget as a friend. DUDE? Take that cash and redo the ceiling in your crib. The upstairs bathroom is leaking through the drop ceiling and staining it. hahahahahha
 
2-0-Sixx

2-0-Sixx

Sicc OG
#58
May 13, 2002
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rekomstop said:


no joke, i saw a bitch that was the SAME color as the dude on the right, freaked me out...

her legs were like semi-glowing on an overcast day...
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lmao, this had me rollin:

"So when the girl at the tanning salon asked, "Would you like to do 10 minutes in the stand-up at level 3?", you said, "Nah! Fuck level 3 and FUCK 10 minutes. I wanna look like Satan. Level SATAN BITCH! For 6 HOURS!""
 
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Sicc OG
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2-0-Sixx said:
lmao, this had me rollin:

"So when the girl at the tanning salon asked, "Would you like to do 10 minutes in the stand-up at level 3?", you said, "Nah! Fuck level 3 and FUCK 10 minutes. I wanna look like Satan. Level SATAN BITCH! For 6 HOURS!""
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LMAO! this comment had me rolling too!
 
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