***MY OFFICIAL IM PROLLY GOING TO JAIL TOMMORROW SO IM STAYING UP ALL NIGHT THREAD***
- Thread starter ESCOBAR
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AH NO MO DA KINE BU... DAT FUKAH DOG ONLY LIKE LOOK FOR ONE GUY WHO WEN JUMP ONE DA KINE BAIL BOND BRUH... I NO MO JUMPED ONE BAIL BOND, I WEN PAY MY BOND CASH CUZ, I JUS NEVAH LIKE SHOW UP FOR DA NEXT COURT DATE BRUH.... THESE DUDES OUT HERE TALK LIKE STRAIGHT RETARDS... WHEN I FIRST GOT OUT HERE I THOUGHT IT WAS THEY'RE VERSION OF EBONICS....NOPE
OK OK OK THE DA HAD THE CHARGES FUCKED UP LIKE I SAID AND IF I WOULDA HAD A REAL LAWYER I MIGHTA GOT OFF BUT SINCE I HAD A ASSISITANT DA(PUBLIC DEFENDER) ON MY SIDE THE RACIST JUDGE GRANTED THE STATE AN EXTENTION... EVEN THO HE WAS WHITE I THINK HE HATED ME CUZ I WASNT WEARING GREEN, I TRIED TO TELL HIM "IM HALF IRISH AND I SUPPORT THE CAUSE," BUT HE SAID MY SKIN WAS TOO DARK TO BELIEVE THAT.... I SAID "DO YOU KNOW WHERE WE LIVE??? OF COURSE MY SKINS DARK!" HE SAID "WELL I STILL DONT BELIEVE YOU BECAUSE YOU AINT WEARING GREEN" I SAID "YOUR HONOR, I JUST SMOKED A BIG GREEN BUD IN THE CAR RIGHT BEFORE I CAME IN, LOOK AT MY EYES DUMMY" AND I WOULDA WORE MY CELTICS FIT BUT IT WAS DIRTY CUZ I HAD TO STUNT ON THIS KOREAN BROAD IM TRYIN TO PIMP EARLIER THIS WEEK... HE DIDNT BUY IT... NEXT COURT DATE... APRIL 22ND... BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR THE NEXT PLAN.... UNTILL THEN IM READING OLD ARTICLES IN THE NEWSPAPER LOOKING FOR THE MOST HARDENED CRIMINALS I CAN FIND AND THEN IM VISITING THEM AND TAUNTING THEM, TELLING THEM TO GET READY CUZ SHITS GONNA HIT THE FAN WHEN I FINALLY GET SENTANCED.....
