My Mayor Smokes Crack

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Ry

Ry

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  • Ry

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He also called in to a Toronto radio show pretending to be someone else and when the DJ called him out for it he hung up the phone lol...
 
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lilboiblue

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Chris Tucker went pretty easy on him during his standup last night......easy target I guess...He did do a Chris Farley impersonation though in honor of Mayor Cracksmoker
 
2-0-Sixx

2-0-Sixx

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Lol @ him actually saying eating pussy!


"It hurts my wife when they call a friend of mine a prostitute. Alana is not a prostitute. She's a friend. And it makes me sick how people are saying this. So unfortunately, I have no other choice. I'm the last one to take legal action, I can't put up with it anymore. So I've named the names. Litigation will be starting shortly. I've had enough. That's why I warned you guys yesterday be careful what you wrote. That's all I have to say for now. And the next thing I want to call Mayor Bratina in Hamilton and tell them we are going to have to spank their little tiger cats. Oh and the last thing was Olivia Gondek, it says it says that I wanted to eat her pussy. Olivia Gondek. I've never said that in my life to her. I would never do that. I'm happily married. I've got more than enough to eat at home. Thank you very much."
 
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0R0

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2-0-Sixx said:
Lol @ him actually saying eating pussy!


"It hurts my wife when they call a friend of mine a prostitute. Alana is not a prostitute. She's a friend. And it makes me sick how people are saying this. So unfortunately, I have no other choice. I'm the last one to take legal action, I can't put up with it anymore. So I've named the names. Litigation will be starting shortly. I've had enough. That's why I warned you guys yesterday be careful what you wrote. That's all I have to say for now. And the next thing I want to call Mayor Bratina in Hamilton and tell them we are going to have to spank their little tiger cats. Oh and the last thing was Olivia Gondek, it says it says that I wanted to eat her pussy. Olivia Gondek. I've never said that in my life to her. I would never do that. I'm happily married. I've got more than enough to eat at home. Thank you very much."
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DAT NIGGA TAZZ

DAT NIGGA TAZZ

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Seriously though who all has smoked crack before?

Back when i was frequently goin to richmond to reup, my boy asked my plug for some crack and he gave us a number, cuz he dont like to ride around with crack for whatever reason (but rides around with a .45 and every other drug u can think of). And we went to meet him over by mcdonalds on 23rd n he talked me into doin it lol, it was some fiiire ass shit too but sometimes he had jus whipped it so it was still wet, still fire tho. I never did that much only enough to get a lil kick, and it was cool... Kinda like coke but harder and shorter more intense high. It made me talk all fucked up tho lol thats the thing i didnt like the most, but i liked that i didnt stay that high very long. I can see how people get addicted cuz after ten minutes of doing it, u helllla want more for no reason lol, but i was just fuckin around bored not actually tryna smoke fat rocks all day

Anyways, it started with me wanting a coffee,lmao thats what gave us the idea to smoke crack. Cool crack story bro. I dont really know why i typed all that but fuck it lol
 
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