This dude is an elaborate genius. His interviews are perfect in every sense. I'm sure everyone has read the interview with vice, but I tried searching and seeing if it was posted but didn't see it. Perfect.
How many tattoos do you have?
Lost count. I think like 35 or 83. One of those.
Did you ever think that James Franco would play you in a movie? Did you lend him clothes or give him any tips on how to play you or anything?
James Franco is clearly a legend and now Riff Raff is crystallized in time as an iceberg on legacy this whole world has reversed rotation on its cute little axis of equator mobility (???.) James Franco is a coach, therefore he doesn’t need coaching or guidance.
What do you think of Harmony Korine as a filmmaker?
Harmony Korine is a Rocket Scientist who purposely went on a 8-year vacation to let everyone catch up ... now he is about to drop more movies than a fat kid running home from Blockbuster who has a bag of chocolate goodies and malted milk balls in one hand, and ten movies in the other hand, then he trips over his Velcro™ shoe straps on his grey suede New Balances and on the way down he has to decide which arm full to drop, the fudge fat incased tummy treats, or the movies .........? hmmmmmmmmmmm which one?! Bingo he goes with dropping the ten movies. Yeah, Harmony Korine is back in action and will be flexing upon haters… or "Hay-Tee-Airs" if you are in France, or is this magazine in France?
Who is your favorite person to have met and why?
Mike Tyson. I haven’t met him, but when I did meet him we understood that our favorite person was 1989 Kelly Kapowski from Saved by the Bell… I then realized that I shouldn’t have told him that.
What is your favorite color?
Neon Vagina.
Full interview:
http://www.vice.com/read/my-internet-friend-riff-raff