PROJECT PAT: DO TURKEY BACON MAKE U GAIN WEIGHT?
BIG TRIECE: IT'S 50% LESS FAT
PROJECT PAT: SO THAT MEANS INSTEAD OF EATING 6 PIECES OF BACON, I COULD AT LEAST EAT.........
BIG TRIECE: 2
PROJECT PAT:NUH UH............................4
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THEY GOT THIS THANG CALLED COLONSIZING. THATS LIKE GETTIN DOO DOO SUCKED OUT YOUR BUTT. IT MAKE U LOSE WEIGHT QUICKER
COMPUTER: MAN HOW U SPELL IT
PROJECT PAT: MAN I DONT KNOW......UH..........BUTT SUCTION
HAHA THIS SHOW IS HELLA FUNNY