MOVIE QUOTES
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This one is easy:
"You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?"
or this one:
"Went into the store just to get a beer. Came out an accessory to murder and armed robbery. It's funny like that in the hood sometimes. You never knew what was gonna happen, or when. After that I knew it was gonna be a long summer."
"You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?"
or this one:
"Went into the store just to get a beer. Came out an accessory to murder and armed robbery. It's funny like that in the hood sometimes. You never knew what was gonna happen, or when. After that I knew it was gonna be a long summer."
Liter is french for "Gimme some fucking cola before I break vus fucking lips off"- Super Troopers
I just cut your hand off, how frikkin awesome was that?!- Crank
Keg beer's for pussies- Donnie Darko
What, are you on your period?- The Departed
Well I'm a mushroom cloud layin' muthafucka, muthafucka- Pulp Fiction
I just cut your hand off, how frikkin awesome was that?!- Crank
Keg beer's for pussies- Donnie Darko
What, are you on your period?- The Departed
Well I'm a mushroom cloud layin' muthafucka, muthafucka- Pulp Fiction
Reminds me of two friends
one´s married, one´s single.
Married guy says to single guy
"Look at me, look at you.
"Look at me, look at you. "
Let me continue...
Every night my wife brings me a drink.
She gives me a bath, a rubdown and makes passionate love to me.
"Then she makes me dinner you should try that."
Other guy says, "Sounds great ! When´s she home ?"
__raging bull__
one´s married, one´s single.
Married guy says to single guy
"Look at me, look at you.
"Look at me, look at you. "
Let me continue...
Every night my wife brings me a drink.
She gives me a bath, a rubdown and makes passionate love to me.
"Then she makes me dinner you should try that."
Other guy says, "Sounds great ! When´s she home ?"
__raging bull__
From now on, nothing goes down unless I'm involved. No blackjack no dope deals, no nothing. A nickel bag gets sold in the park, I want in. You guys got fat while everybody starved on the street. Now it's my turn. - Frank White, King of New York 1990
Evil is a point of view. God kills indiscriminately and so shall we. For no creatures under God are as we are, none so like him as ourselves. - Lestat, Interview With The Vampire
I absolutely believe in God... and I absolutely hate the fucker. - Richard B. Riddick, Pitch Black 2000
Human acquiescence is as easily obtained by terror... as by temptation. Pinhead, Hellraiser: Bloodline 1996
Childhood's over the moment you know you're gonna die.Top Dollar, The Crow 1994
If I were to send you flowers where would I... no, let me rephrase that. If I were to let you suck my tongue, would you be grateful? Castor Troy, Face/Off 1997
Evil is a point of view. God kills indiscriminately and so shall we. For no creatures under God are as we are, none so like him as ourselves. - Lestat, Interview With The Vampire
I absolutely believe in God... and I absolutely hate the fucker. - Richard B. Riddick, Pitch Black 2000
Human acquiescence is as easily obtained by terror... as by temptation. Pinhead, Hellraiser: Bloodline 1996
Childhood's over the moment you know you're gonna die.Top Dollar, The Crow 1994
If I were to send you flowers where would I... no, let me rephrase that. If I were to let you suck my tongue, would you be grateful? Castor Troy, Face/Off 1997