- Don´t worry son. There´ll be extra money in this mission.
- Hey man, first of all, i´m not your son.
Second of all, did it ever occur to you that i might want to do something cause it´s the right thing ?
Hey, i´m the one with the dead brother !
I´m the one who misses his girl !
And i´m supposed to put up with your shit ´cause you´re a spy ? big deal !
Every woman on the planet´s a spy !
Man, you guys can´t even find Saddam Hussein !
You know, if you told a woman right now at 8:00 in the morning, that her husband was sleeping with Saddam Hussein.
She´d be able to find Saddam by 8:00 that night and say
" Saddam, don´t you evercome around my house no more ! "
Hey i did you a favor, okay ?
You called me ! Now if you ever talk down to me again
i´m gonna beat your ass so bad, you´ll be the only guy in heaven with a wheelchair.
You better act right before you get smacked right, bitch !