Moustaches

[Dirty Shoez]

'Stache, no Goat. It's hard to pull off these days, especially if you aren't White, or Mexican, or Ron Artest.

 

[DeceptaKhan]

mustaches are majestic,they can make one man look like the toughest mutha fucka and another man look like a complete fuckin fool.there regarded as such an olde school look,but there still fools pullin off a hip stache,i could never sport just a stache id look too ...dunno,it jus looks like you got a furry catapillar jus chillin on top of your lip.just a mustache???come on,it looks so lonenly,unless you love to dust your cookies before you chomp em.when ever i talk about how sick some ones mustaches is,its usually in a wierd comical,yet still like magnum PI kool

a mexican without a mustache is like an asian without slanted eyes....never seen one...and dont think i ever will

 

[Lamberto Quintero]

Whenever one of my homies shaves their stache I give 'em shit.

I got a homie who goes outta his way to be extra macho all the time, yet he can't grow a full moustache or beard. Comes in handy when it's clowning time.

LOL, yeah I got those types of homies. No matter how bad they try and act, you can always get them by crackin a joke about their inability to grow a mustache.

a mexican without a mustache is like an asian without slanted eyes....never seen one...and dont think i ever will

lol, yeah man.

 

[R]

my beard n moustache is the same as young buck's

 

[MRTHECOSE]

my great grandmother would say "your face looks like a horses ass without a mustache".. all the men in my fam have atleast a stache..and when we see they shaved it we clownin.. i only shave my stache whenim shaving and shave to far on one side then balance it out. the it comes out crooked so i gotta fix the other side and so on and so till theres non left . and i say f it

 

[Lamberto Quintero]

^^^ Hahaha yeah man. I always try to "fix" it up, and I've fucked it up a couple times and just had to shave it all off.

That shit can really ruin your day. All day I'm thinking in my head, "FUCK I SHAVED OFF MY MUSTACHE!" I don't even like looking at myself in reflexions on cars and shit. Plus, everyone I see is will be talking shit about it.

 

[decisive]

i love my stache.. i pet it occasionally..

 

[aboutmydolla$]

i cant stand when my stash be hella bushy and thick

 

[loyalty7414]

Brothas dont look right without mustaches.For white dudes its pretty common.Niggas look like child molesters or some shit with the clean face.I stay 'stached and goateed up at all times.Niggas will clown you in the Mil for having no facial hair.You a man.

 

[satchel]

cant even grow one and im 19...o well

 

[Lamberto Quintero]

some mustache's are way more suspect than someone whos shaved clean.

This is true, it cant be some gay ass looking mustache either. And some people do look like child molesters when they have mustaches too.

 

[V]

it helps when you have some balls

lmao! you cold man...

always got a mustache and goatee...lately been shavin like only once a week...lookin bummy for days, but yo shit be super clean if you shave after a few days intervals...

 

[Dirty Shoez]

mustaches are majestic,they can make one man look like the toughest mutha fucka and another man look like a complete fuckin fool.there regarded as such an olde school look,but there still fools pullin off a hip stache,i could never sport just a stache id look too ...dunno,it jus looks like you got a furry catapillar jus chillin on top of your lip.just a mustache???

I used to think the same, but I just rolled with it one day, and now I don't think I'd go back

Everyone wanna go with the bushy look, or the full goatee, or some other gimmick.....a Mustache on its own says it all.

 

[Dirty Shoez]

Sometimes I do my shit like this:

But not all the way to the chin

 

[Lamberto Quintero]

Some people could pull that shit off, like Shaq.

 

[Lamberto Quintero]

True.

 

[nobug]

so does your grandfather have facial hair or not?

 

[BIGCHILL]

aaw man,i got a homie that always fucks his facial hair up trying to trim it all perfect and end up lookin like a black Hitler of a fuckin bald face child molester.we be clowin that fool.i think he likes being clowned and laughed at by the homies cause he seems to fuck his shit up all the damn time.

 

[Lamberto Quintero]

so does your grandfather have facial hair or not?

Not that much anymore, he's getting old. Your mom's probably got more hair in one armpit than he does on his whole face now.

 

[nobug]

Not that much anymore, he's getting old. Your mom's probably got more hair in one armpit than he does on his whole face now.

nah she shaves her armpits