Mother accused of cooking baby to death.
- Thread starter Nuttkase
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Man people shouldn't joke about shit like this. This shit ain't cool. What's wrong with hoes these days.... one bitch threw her kids in the water out here in the bay... talking about voices in her head. WTF?
Where in the hell is the babysitter at then? Or is this bitch lyin'? If she is, I would lock her ass up for life without parole. How in the hell could you put a baby in the microwave? That's so fuckin' cruel.
Where in the hell is the babysitter at then? Or is this bitch lyin'? If she is, I would lock her ass up for life without parole. How in the hell could you put a baby in the microwave? That's so fuckin' cruel.
Nope, no kids. I'm sure most parents do exactly what you do, still, if this broad didn't, that doesn't mean she nuked her baby. Maybe she's a bad mother for not checking up on her kid like you do or maybe she felt that the baby sitter was trustworthy, who knows. My only point is that we shouldn't judge so quickly w/o any solid evidence.
No one knows for certain but Zhu Yu, the dude eating the baby, claims it was a real fetus he stole from a medical school.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zhu_Yu
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zhu_Yu
Well you never know...
Ingredients:
1 Fresh Baby
1 Onion
Bar-B-Q Rub
Delicious Bar-B-Q Sauce
Jack Daniels
Prepare baby by cutting up middle of torso with kitchen shears. Save the fat head for gravy. Rub Baby torso down with delicious Rub Cook over Grill until no longer pink while basting with delicious sauce. I recommend Stubs (Lady and Gentlemen, I am a cook") and Jack Daniels When No longer pink, put Torso in steel pan, cover with aluminum foil and cool at 250 degrees for 1 hour.
Serve piping hot with whiskey.
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Baby Fried Rice:
Serves 12
Ingredients:
5-cup diced white onions
3 1/2-cup peeled and sliced carrots
10-cups precooked rice preferably 24hrs old
1-cup vegetable oil
5-lb raw baby diced and sautéed in soy sauce
1-tbs soy sauce
6-eggs
Heat the oil in a large wok for 3-4 minutes or until smoking. Add all the vegetables and cook until tender, meanwhile be sure to swirl the wok around to evenly distribute the oil.
Following, add the diced baby slowly and cook on low for 15-20 minutes. Be sure not to overcook as the flesh will be tough and sour.
Finally, add the rice and an additional cup of oil, cook until crispy. Make room in center of wok for eggs and scramble the eggs until thoroughly cooked then stir into remaining ingredients. Add soy-sauce and serve! Voila!
http://www.eatbabies.com/
Ingredients:
1 Fresh Baby
1 Onion
Bar-B-Q Rub
Delicious Bar-B-Q Sauce
Jack Daniels
Prepare baby by cutting up middle of torso with kitchen shears. Save the fat head for gravy. Rub Baby torso down with delicious Rub Cook over Grill until no longer pink while basting with delicious sauce. I recommend Stubs (Lady and Gentlemen, I am a cook") and Jack Daniels When No longer pink, put Torso in steel pan, cover with aluminum foil and cool at 250 degrees for 1 hour.
Serve piping hot with whiskey.
_______
Baby Fried Rice:
Serves 12
Ingredients:
5-cup diced white onions
3 1/2-cup peeled and sliced carrots
10-cups precooked rice preferably 24hrs old
1-cup vegetable oil
5-lb raw baby diced and sautéed in soy sauce
1-tbs soy sauce
6-eggs
Heat the oil in a large wok for 3-4 minutes or until smoking. Add all the vegetables and cook until tender, meanwhile be sure to swirl the wok around to evenly distribute the oil.
Following, add the diced baby slowly and cook on low for 15-20 minutes. Be sure not to overcook as the flesh will be tough and sour.
Finally, add the rice and an additional cup of oil, cook until crispy. Make room in center of wok for eggs and scramble the eggs until thoroughly cooked then stir into remaining ingredients. Add soy-sauce and serve! Voila!
http://www.eatbabies.com/
