Most of the people considered "funny" on this board are either too passive-aggressive, too snarky, or too something-else to even come close to making it. You can't survive if 95% of your humor is personal insults and attacks. You need wordplay, originality, charisma....the things people on these boards categorically lack.
White Devil would have gotten my vote, if he was listed. MEXCOM might pull it off as well. Other than that, I'm not impressed.