Maybe I'm taking this a little bit too seriously...but I think you're taking this a little bit too seriously.
I mean...it's cool that you want to body a stranger that you met on the internet, but..maybe if you took up a hobby...like embroidery or the saxophone or pogs or something...you wouldn't have so much time looking up some dude's address on the internet?
See...me...I personally love this website. Been on it about 14 years. I'd hate for it to get shut down because of some net on net violence that spilled into real life.
I mean...I know there's a lot of jokes on here about tacos and shit...but maybe if you just ate a taco and maybe found a half decent looking girl (like a 4 or higher), you could maybe just like...find a better way to spend your time? Not necessarily better, but more productive? Like maybe volunteer your time at a non-profit or something?
Like, here's my personal list of dudes that other dudes can be obsessed with: Santa Claus, Jesus, X-Pac, Barry Sanders, Oprah, that kid that looks like Peyton Manning and sees dead people, Bran Stark (spoiler alert - he turns into a tree), Muhammad Ali, and Kim Jong Il (but for entertainment purposes, not as a leader). I didn't put Mexcom on that list, not because I dont like him or anything, but he just doesn't see dead people or give children gifts on Christmas, so I feel like spending all day worrying about him is like some borderline Freudian gay ass call for help.
I mean, don't you feel like maybe going to couples counseling might be a more productive way of dealing with a disagreement?
At the very least if you're gonna call someone out and go super detective, you could be funnier about it. I'd personally rather watch Inspector Gadget's niece Penny solve a couple mysteries than hop on board some USPS.com conspiracy theory, and I didn't even really like Inspector Gadget. That dude was just lucky. That, and Doctor Claw was kind of a fuck up. Although I do like cats. Maybe you should get a cat?