Mars Prank Phone Calls

[Er1ka]

I remember meeting Mars. I was like "uh.. what is there to talk about?" *buys Renigade a drink*

That was about it. :shrug:

 

[HatchetGirl]

Sorry Mars the verdicts in, we dont fear you

lol

 

[Er1ka]

I don't fear him, I fear the AIDS that is on that fuckin' mask!
I swear, bein' sick for almost 2 weeks wasn't fun.

 

[HatchetGirl]

Im sending you travel size bottles of lysol & hand sanitizer for Chreestmas, so in the future, this will not happen again Erika.

 

[United Scrubs]

when me and mars first met was and 3rd annual bury the living show

i was like idk if you knwo me im "united scrubs" from mir forum

and he was liek you post there cool

and i watched random black chick simeltaniously fuck scum, mars and king gordy at the same time

 

[Timm]

j rz had a funny prank call on ripe for the devil

 

[TaxMan]

when me and mars first met was and 3rd annual bury the living show

i was like idk if you knwo me im "united scrubs" from mir forum

and he was liek you post there cool

.... Great story dude....

 

[EastBayDen]

j rz had a funny prank call on ripe for the devil

is that the one where they call some guy and tell him he scratched his cadillac?

 

[Timm]

is that the one where they call some guy and tell him he scratched his cadillac?

yeah, big t's cadillac rofl

 

[Er1ka]

I just got a hilarious prank the other night..

 

[United Scrubs]

IM HATCHETGIRL

LAWL PROP PROP PROP

 

[EastBayDen]

if you had seen Mars pissed off you would fear him!

 

[Er1ka]

Pissed off mexicans scare me. Especially my brother. Big fat motherfucker.

 

[ANTICHRIST]

if you had seen Mars pissed off you would fear him!

The last time I saw Mars pissed off was before we went to the FOX 40 station and the dog pissed/shit all over the carpet. I lol'd. Mars was not amused.

 

[EastBayDen]

The last time I saw Mars pissed off was before we went to the FOX 40 station and the dog pissed/shit all over the carpet. I lol'd. Mars was not amused.

Mars's dog pissed on the fox 40 carpets?

 

[HatchetGirl]

IM HATCHETGIRL

LAWL PROP PROP PROP

You dont have big enough titties to be me boy

 

[Er1ka]

Mars's dog pissed on the fox 40 carpets?

*waits for G-Dubb to come in with "MARS' DOG!"..*

 

[G-Dubb]

*waits for G-Dubb to come in with "MARS' DOG!"..*

Twist to open...

Does anybody know how to rid a yeast infection?

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Lonnie's dog...

Lonnie's dog...

MARS' DOG!!!

I'm doin' a dance...

Fuck Jesus in tights...

Twist to open...

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Grimace makin' beats cleanin' up on these streets!

 

[Timm]

Mars's dog pissed on the fox 40 carpets?

it sounds like hes tryna to say that mars got a call from home saying the dog shit everywhere

 

[EastBayDen]

Oh! I thought the dog pooped on Andy Rooney's shoes or sumpin