Man Sues Over 9ft Tape Worm

[rekomstop]

hmm very interesting, many people actually have tape worms in their body, thats why many americans have problems w/ constipation and bowel movements. this guy had a tape worm in his body much longer than when he ate this salmon.

they don't really kill you, necessarily, just make you sick(most of the time)

 

[DubbC415]

Many fancy resturaunts "undercook" salmon...dude shoud have asked for it to be "well done".

I went to fancy seafood place out here in Seattle a few years back, ordered the salmon, and shit cam back medium rare. I asked the waittress over and was like "are you out of your mind? Do you want me to get sick and sue?" She says "thats the way you cook our salmon by default." I looked at her like she had 7 eyes and told her to take that shit back and cook the FUCK out of it. I aint gettin sick,...fuck all that nonsense.

i swear restaurants always confuse salmon for tuna, in terms of cooking it or how they think people like it. no one wants to eat raw salmon, the middle should be done and warm.

 

[Goodfella]

thats why many americans have problems w/ constipation and bowel movements.

speak for yourself!!

 

[Goodfella]

^^^i swear restaurants always confuse salmon for tuna, in terms of cooking it or how they think people like it. no one wants to eat raw salmon, the middle should be done and warm.

that's how they do it, bro! i feel you tho...salmon is a little too fishy to eat raw.....but i'll eat some raw salmon if it's from a reputable source

 

[rekomstop]

i poo regularly matt!
i am a pescatarian and RARELY eat fish, if i do i prepare it myself.

 

[Goodfella]

i poo regularly matt!

brilliant!! sig-worthy if i knew you in person

 

[rekomstop]

naw it would just be another sentence, if you knew me in person lol.

 

[Goodfella]

haha......so your location is Mar 2007? i thought you lived in fremont or something??

 

[rekomstop]

lol up above AS IN my avatar!
um, i live in alabama now, hence, why i found that license plate funny.


BUT FOR ANYONE thats afraid they got tape worms or anything in their body, you can do a simple flush that will ensure a quick, smooth removal (through bowel movements, but hey you wouldn't want it coming from your mouth!)

http://www.thelifetree.com/purify.htm

there's plenty of "at home" remedies too.
i got rid of small formed gall stones very easily.

 

[Goodfella]

you hate white people....and you moved to ALA-FUCKING-BAMA?!?!?!?! are there any vatos there for you??

 

[rekomstop]

i'm all about dropping my ego, now.
=)

 

[Ry]

I think I would pass out if i shit any kind of worm or parasite...

 

[rekomstop]

there's parasites in and on your body right now.
millions of them.

there's hundreds of tiny itty bitty parasites that live on your eyelashes

 

[Ry]

^yeah i know that, doesnt bother me, but if I see any kind of worms in my dookie then its all bad...