Man says, "God will save me," then gets eaten by lion

[2-0-Sixx]

KIEV (Reuters) - A man shouting that God would keep him safe was mauled to death by a lioness in Kiev zoo after he crept into the animal's enclosure, a zoo official said on Monday.

"The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists', lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions," the official said.

"A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid artery."

The incident, Sunday evening when the zoo was packed with visitors, was the first of its kind at the attraction. Lions and tigers are kept in an "animal island" protected by thick concrete blocks.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060605/od_nm/ukraine_lion_dc_1

 

[Stealth]

Haha I bet you loved this article 2-0-Sixx.


Poor guy...guess his whole theory went down the drain. Even if God does exist, he sure as hell doesn't like to be tested.

 

[2-0-Sixx]

Yeah I got a good laugh. About 2 minutes after reading the article I read another about a woman in Florida who got struck by lighting while she prayed that her family would return safe from a thunder storm. lmao

It seems my theory that the belief in prayer IS really hazardous to your health!

 

[Stealth]

^ I bet if you posted this up in the Gathering of the Minds you'd have a whole different set of responses and theories.

 

[JLMACN]

a funny story ..

a guy was on the roof of his house becuase all the flooding going on in his hometown. The water was getting higher and higher. So he stayed on his roof and prayed for god to help him.

A group of people in a boat came by and ask the man to go with them so he would be safe. The man told them, "No, God will help me". So he stayed on his homes roof. The flooding got worse. A Helicopter came by and lowered a ladder to the man. "Get on buddy!" screamed the pilot, "No, God will save me". As the flooding got worse the man had to jump on a near by tree.

A last boat came by with 10 people on it. "Get on, or you will die" They told the man. "No, God will save me!" screamed the man. "I will be ok". The man couldnt not swim and the flooding got worse. He ended up dying and when he got to heaven, He screamed at God. "God, how could you let me die?".

God replied, "You idiot!, I sent 2 boats and a Helicopter to save you. You did not go, DONT BLAME ME!"


ive always heard that story told. ITs funny everytime i hear it.

5000

 

[carl winslow]

Yeah I got a good laugh. About 2 minutes after reading the article I read another about a woman in Florida who got struck by lighting while she prayed that her family would return safe from a thunder storm. lmao

It seems my theory that the belief in prayer IS really hazardous to your health!

yeah i guess thats as funny as revolutionaries who have faith their attempted revolutions will bring change and up dead

 

[I. Cold]

a little off topic.. but the REAL kings of the jungle are NOT lions, they're baboons.. I'd put money on a pack of baboons against a couple lions ANY day of the week.
baboons are fuckin savs

 

[2-0-Sixx]

yeah i guess thats as funny as revolutionaries who have faith their attempted revolutions will bring change and up dead

Please edit this so it makes sense.

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Something about Christians and Lions.

This is something I posted a while back:

Man tries to convert lions to Jesus, gets bitten

46-year-old leaps into den at Taipei Zoo, calls beasts to Christianity

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6396422/

 

[JLMACN]

a little off topic.. but the REAL kings of the jungle are NOT lions, they're baboons.. I'd put money on a pack of baboons against a couple lions ANY day of the week.
baboons are fuckin savs

a babboon wouldnt even think of fucking with a Lion..

If it was a 10X10 room..with Solid walls..
and a cieiling..

Lion would murder the Baboon in 5 mins..

5000

 

[I. Cold]

one on one, yeah, the lion would probably kill it (it would take a severe beating though). thing is, baboons roll DEEP. I found out recently that they raid peoples' houses in south africa and punk them for their food. they have a structured system too in which certain baboons lead the army. you fuck with one baboon, you got 50 of them on your ass in a matter of seconds.
they dont get punked by any animal either. lion, leopard, cheetahs.. baboons will STEP.

 

[carl winslow]

Please edit this so it makes sense.

if a woman who gets struck by lightning while having faith that praying for her family will bring them back = funny
then
revolutionaries who have faith that going around killing certain ppl will bring about a society of equality and peace, but then end up getting killed without bringing about any change = funny

 

[VIC]

Please edit this so it makes sense.

:::


Something about Christians and Lions.

This is something I posted a while back:

Man tries to convert lions to Jesus, gets bitten

46-year-old leaps into den at Taipei Zoo, calls beasts to Christianity

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6396422/

LOL! THERE MUST BE SOMETING ABOUT LIONz & CHRISTIANz, THOSE MOTHERFUCKERz POP EM' LIKE CANDY.

 

[Syk0tic]

Only two little words can prove wrong any person of any religion or beliefs, and the words are.... "Prove it." The part 'if he exists' gave it away that it was some dumb ass atheist again. Silly atheists are becoming what they hate.

 

[Fucky McFuckerson]

a little off topic.. but the REAL kings of the jungle are NOT lions, they're baboons.. I'd put money on a pack of baboons against a couple lions ANY day of the week.
baboons are fuckin savs

Actually...lions dont live in a "jungle"...they roam open plains in Africa....tigers are jungle animals....as are baboons....so yes,baboons are technically "Kings of the Jungle"....

 

[FleaJ K]

God don't protect foolish people....

 

[I. Cold]

Actually...lions dont live in a "jungle"...they roam open plains in Africa....tigers are jungle animals....as are baboons....so yes,baboons are technically "Kings of the Jungle"....

actually.. baboons arent in the jungle either, they in the plains with the lions. king of the jungle.. I meant king of africa..whatever. king of savage animals. king of the plains.

 

[2-0-Sixx]

if a woman who gets struck by lightning while having faith that praying for her family will bring them back = funny
then
revolutionaries who have faith that going around killing certain ppl will bring about a society of equality and peace, but then end up getting killed without bringing about any change = funny

WTF are you even talking about? "revolutionaries who have faith that going around killing certain ppl..." wtf is that supposed to mean? You’re still not making much sense comrade.

Sorry but I don't know any revolutionaries that go around killing certain people. Failed attempt at humor, please exit thread.

FYI, personally I have faith in absolutely nothing. Faith is the belief in something without or in spite of reason.

 

[Unkut Yola]

Haha I bet you loved this article 2-0-Sixx.


Poor guy...guess his whole theory went down the drain. Even if God does exist, he sure as hell doesn't like to be tested.

se thas what i was thinkin how you gon upright out test god and expect him to go along with it. i wouldn't go fa that shit.

man how do you fuck yo self over like that.

 

[surcaliman]

this stories almost as funny as them idiots in the middle east that blow themselves up in the name of allah,thinking they gonna get 72 virgins when they get to heaven..lol..think about that shit,these fools are so deperate for pussy that they actually kill themselves for it.

 

[Defy]

God don't protect foolish people....

Then explain how Bush is still living....