Man Loses Control Of $1M Car

[niguardian]

i know ducefaced is hella mad as much as he loves cars lol

 

[Asmodeus]

That shit looked 100% intentional. I dont doubt they grabbed the most expensive car they had, and decided to go get some press.... He didnt even swerve, he went straight for that shit.

 

[28g w/o the bag]

Frank Filipponio

susmaryosep! shiet

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[thatguy]

That does suck but its pretty small shit compared to this asshole in the US Military who crashed a B-52 bomber in Guam. They only have 22 of 'em, and they cost 1 Billion Dollars each.

I've had some bad days at work, but never wrecked a BILLION dollar piece of equipment.

But don't worry, the pilot ejected and he's ok. They should shoot him on sight his life wasnt worth the cost of that plane!

that is a b2, not a b52, learn your planes son!!

 

[Sketchy B]

^^ lol, yeah you right!

 

[jake921660]

same thing that makes everyone thinks it was this rich texan assholes fault for crashing his car? if you're drivin the thing and it ends up in the ditch its probably your fault i figure. They must give these pilots defensive driving classes or suffa.

If you are in charge of driving a billion dollar aircraft you should go down with the ship, old school captain style.

I don't care if they said the cause was instrument failure... that's a sorry ass excuse.

http://en.wikinews.org/wiki/US_B-2_bomber_crash_in_Guam_caused_by_moisture_on_sensors

I guess the jokes on us for the military having 22 1.2 billion dollar airplanes that dont work right if its humid out. shit. thanks Boeing.

These things are so automated that if it was an instrument failure, the pilot could be the best in the world and the shit would still turn itself into the ground.

 

[DuceTheTruth]

i know ducefaced is hella mad as much as he loves cars lol

LOL....you fukkin right I was pissed to see the damn Veyron sittin in the middle of a lake like that!!.....And then to find out it may be a publicity stunt????.....I guess some people just got it like that

 

[TONY206]

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[TONY206]

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[L.D.S.]

LOL @ Jonesboro, Arkansas being the point of sale.

There's not a road within 150 miles that you can utilize that car's full potential. No wonder it was sold from there.

My grandparent's were from Joneboro. I spent my summers with them there.

 

[ElPresidente650]

i mean if the muthfucka can fix the car and he got the money to buy himself a new one or whatever then thats on him...but i gotta say that stupid ass has to be the most ignorant person ive seen i mean even if you have the money to repair it or whatever i still wouldnt even do that shit

i mean i even hate having scratches and shit on my car so you can imagine that my ass aint driving no damn million dollar car into no damn marsh

and that whole pelican story is bullshit....

 

[rmillerpacers31]

I called the publicity stunt on page one can I get a Bugatti keychain or something?