Man Dies After Falling Into Tortilla Mixing Machine oh dios mio

[MysticOracle]

I thought y'all would be on the roll with puns, but this thread is comin up flat

like a tortilla even

 

[fillyacup]

i wonder if he felt the pain from his tostada head?



eh?eh?

 

[D-Rose]

No one man should have all that FLOUR!

 

[bonsai]

i heard before he died, lol, god bless his soul, he was bumpin on his Ipod his favorite tune, and did the typewriter right into the mixer, lol. they put me in the mix, lol.

 

[reo]

THIS STORY LACKS KEY DETAILS...
WAS HE AN EMPLOYEE OR THIEF?
DID HE DROWND IN BATTER,GET FUCT UP BY THE MIXER, OR GET KILLED IN THE FALL?
CORN OR FLOUR?

 

[MizeryMade]

Fucked up how the chips fell for him

 

[encho20]

I guess he thought maybe people would want extra carne on their tacos...?
Maybe he felt he was too alienated from his coworker, he felt he needed to be...more in the mix?

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

rest in peace to that guy...









































but what if he wants tacos?

 

[SLRider510]