Man Cuts Off Hand, Microwaves It.

[Fucky McFuckerson]

I wonder if drugs had a hand in this


this foo probably smoked a sherm stick then watched idle hands

..or he is jsut some religious nut...

 

[mrtonguetwista]

Hands down this is a funny ass thread

 

[Defy]

thanks to everyone who had a hand in it. give yourselves a round of applause & pat on the back

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

gosh this thread is funny now that i thumb through it again. if dude read this he would probably give us the finger.

 

[thatguy]

"And if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to go into hell."

Gotta love religion and its wacky followers!!

indeed indeed, people who dont understand metaphors should not be given the ability to read

 

[Supa SAV'D OUTT]

cocaine is a hella of drug

 

[V]

wonder if they handcuffed him and took him to jail...

dudes trippin tho, he gotta get an handle on his life...

drugs and religion arent supposd to go hand n hand

 

[D-Rose]

I wonder if he ate from Handi Snacks after that.

 

[WHITE DEVIL]

He deserves an open-handed friend to help him out

 

[ni6apinoflavord]

Damn they tried to cover up the story again? Dude accidentally nutted on his hand. He didn't have no tissue to wipe it off so he tried to dry it in the microwave but he didn't wanna breathe in any of the microwaves so he cut off his hand and tossed it in there thinking they was gonna sew it back on