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Defy

Defy

Cannabis Connoisseur
#181
Jan 23, 2006
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Rich City
#181
I got this chick that truly like to spoil me
carmel complexion just like crown royal be
the bitch got bars know exactly how to roll the weed
but still sophisticated and treat me like royalty
my chick stay ballin just like adonal foyle be
if I ask for a hundred she more likely to throw me three
wrapped around yours truly like a fucking coil be
100% percent mine that's what I call loyalty
ridin through the cities of the east co co
bumpin shit thru my speakers that the streets gon' know
blazin up another cuz I keep dro rolled
yeah I be hella high, but she go low
she don't mind the soil, know that I do dirt
she just stay loyal, even help with the work
stay on me like a shirt, stay blowin me like some purp
and if I were to ever part ways then she'd go berserk
 
H

Hood2Hood Host

Fresh
#183
Feb 7, 2007
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#183
What's the grimiest shit you done seen in your life?
I seen a school of nuns masturbate with one rusty knife
I seen a midget with the shit
Coke drought, he sellin bisquick
I'm on one right now, so lil homie keep your distance
I'll have you popped right now for quarter waters and some chiclets
No loyalty in this game violators get they wig split
Smack hippies in the haight and make em flashback acid trip
Hella deep in the spot, meth weed caine E and hop
the infants be holdin chops, White boy be growin crops
Drive through and make a drop, we open up shop
Make you do the harlem shake, do the chicken noodle soup, too
Make your leg stanky from the .332
you plan to fail homie cuz you always fail to plan
while my DVD debut start shit like mitchy on gangland
plus i'm hittin' baby mommas with that pull-out method
I'm a rapper turned preacher like mason betha
I could give a fuck homie cuz the rhymes is tight
We rob kids like you with bb guns in broad daylight
On some chuck norris shit soul clap you in your windpipe
my shit be welterweight slap, you aint halfway tight
watch you try to bite and do it how i do
lookin like powder from the funky fresh 5-0 crew
 
L.D.S.

L.D.S.

The Bakersman
#189
Aug 14, 2006
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Mizzourah
#189
Why FINA gotta gas station screen name? You get it from pumpin chums?
I'm just fuckin around, baby girl, I mean I'm just showin love.
Honestly though, where you get this money? Can I have some?
FINA be schtealing moneysh like Goldmember or a kleptomaniac wit a lisp
Loyalty's the keyword in this text battle, so loyalty this
If I had a chance to rob your ass blind in the street, hell yes
I'd steal your purse, handcuff your wrists and mouth fuck you til you couldn't breath no mo
Babysit the twins, girl, maybe even give em a little hummmmm
Don't half-ass suck me off though
I'm talking half a brick a yay real quality blow
NO!
L.D.S. don't be talking like that, this chick's sportin funds!
She's ready to dish them out to the quickest hot ones
You're a fucking asshole, dude, and the Sicc doesn't like you
You moderate a forum like you're a fucking god
But if you play your cards right with this young broad...
Maybe she'll give the digits and you two can sext all night long.
Otherwise dude it's iCandy, a tube sock, your palm, and some skin balm.
 
timebomb

timebomb

Sicc OG
#191
Feb 11, 2006
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#191
Lol@niggaz really tryin they hand at some shit they was never built for mayne,fina got ya'll niggaz trippin over and kickin ya selves in yo own asses to get some scratch...lmao
 
Mac Jesus

Mac Jesus

Girls send me your nudes
#192
May 31, 2003
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#192
I'm not a rapper but lets try this shit.....


uh oh here's that wacky canadian,
trying to get FINA's money so he can get laid again,
hitting up prostitutes in his chevy acadian,
in their face is where he'll be spraying them,
because I don't got a girlfriend bothering me,
but motherfuckers is like 'aren't you scared of that h-i-v',
not knowing their girls got no loyalty,
they fucking more men then that tranny chree,
and even though you're dating her that pussies never free,
going on shopping spree after shopping spree,

[chorus]
I'm fucking escorts and prostitutes,
you think that's a problem? lets troubleshoot,
on you're girlfriend you're spending hella loot, (X3)


I get more girls then you'll ever dude,
you're sense of reality is hella skewed,
I got a different girl for every weekend,
you're fucking one girl who's like your best friend,
buying her breakfast, lunch and dinner daily,
she's only one girl and her name is Haley
I'm fucking April, Rachel, and this one bitch Rayleigh,
that's not their real names but I cum on there face daily.
 
Kon1

Kon1

Sicc OG
#199
May 17, 2002
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#199
^^^yeah I agree, I was gonna write a second one but I really like the first one I did. And I think it's a little more fair if you only get 1 shot.
 
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