lol im going to hell

[I AM]

I didn't drive much lately but now I think back when I was driving alot, I was screaming a lot too but mostly while driving , shit is hilarious when you think about it. Imagine driving next to someone on the freeway and see him screaming his brains out to almost every other car there is hahaha

LOL, I think about that when I'm yelling at people. I bet people look at me funny sometimes, but oh fuckin well. If people could do what they were supposed to do the RIGHT way, there would be no fuckin problems, but people are given driver's licenses that don't deserve them...i know some people that just barely failed, and they got a "pass" because the instructor was a pussy and wanted to be "nice" rather than make sure everyone else is safe from these fucking idiots.

I give people the finger a lot too, but ONLY when they cut me off. I got cut off and this bitch gave me like 2 feet while we're doing 80 MPH, lucky for me there was no car in the lane to the left (which she had come out of, don't ask me why, she's just a stupid whore), so I got over, sped up a little, and gave her the finger while she was looking at me, but that was after I honked my horn and flashed my brights at her (while I was behind her)...two cars actually did this to me, back to back...so they both got the finger. I just wish those fuck faces would realize they could kill someone by cutting people off like that. I almost want to hit these assholes and tell them to learn to fucking drive and not cut people off leaving them no other option but to hit them....but I'd rather they just die, cause I like my car.

FUCK people that cut people off. I hate people that do that shit and DO NOT SPEED UP! If you're gonna get in my fuckin way, at least go faster than me, it's common fucking courtesy!

Ok, now back to the religious nuts waking people up.

 

[2-0-Sixx]

A couple months ago me and my bro were driving in my car, he was sitting shotgun, and we crept up on some Joe Ho's...my bro rolled the window down and right when we were next to him he yelled, "still riding that God cock huh?" lmao, don't know why but that shit was funny as fuck to me

 

[Gas One]

i cant help but scream and yell in the car. i seriously have some road rage problems.

its getting to the point where when a lane is merging, and someones going fast in order to pass everyone before it merges, i cut they stupid asses off.

i also fuck over motorcyclists trying to lane split.

its what i call swerving for a purpose.

and i yell "BIIIITCCCHHHH!!!!" out the window at underage girls getting out of school as i pass by doing 80.

 

[I AM]

i cant help but scream and yell in the car. i seriously have some road rage problems.

its getting to the point where when a lane is merging, and someones going fast in order to pass everyone before it merges, i cut they stupid asses off.

I hate people that try to sneak up to the front of a merging lane and cut people off.....I'll let them try, and then I'll just keep going, cause I do have the right of way, and they have to merge with traffic that's already on the highway, so they have no right of way....at least in my mind....but i usually only do that in rush hour when shit is somewhat backed up and they're trying to basically cut in front of 30 cars...fuck that shit.

My step dad just lays on the horn and leaves it goin for like 10 second when people do that shit...they probably have no idea why he's honking, which means....they sure as fuck should NOT be driving like 75% of people that do drive. People can't drive for shit, it's not fucking hard to drive, i dont' get why people can't fucking do it.

 

[Gas One]

i gotta deal with that merge bullshit EVERY DAY after i get off of work. shit makes me so mad. i'm fucking already mad right now thinking about it. and its a freeway that merges to another freeway so its two times as bad. and yeah, its rush hour when i deal with it.

and to make it worse, half of the people around where i work are mexican immigrants, without licenses.

i swear, shit makes me want to buy a gun. i honestly dream about spraying peoples cars up over minor traffic drama.

OH AND FUCK SPEEDBUMPS!

 

[askG]

i cant fucking stand ppl preachin some shit to me about god and jesus..

i used to work graveyrad and this one time these 2 fucking cunts(yes i said cunts) rand the doorbell while i was asleep at 9am...i didnt answer...these fucking bible thumpers rang the bitch 3 more times in a span of 2minutes...if im not answering the first 1 i aint answering any of them...they rang that bitch a 4th time....

i politely told them i was sleeping because i work nights and they still wouldnt budge giving me shit about "have you heard ........................."

i just fucking reached back and slammed the door in their faces...

these fucking ppl got no class or no fucking common sense...if i aint going to church i dont want church coming to me...i dont need to hear about jehove from some nitwiits who aint got shit better to do in the AM..tend to your fucking garden you preachin ass bible jockers.

and get off jesus' nuts

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

this begs the question....


don't yall mutha fuckas have peepholes?


in most cases i look through the peephole, see three old ladies dressed up, walk back upstairs and let them continue to knock and stand at my door.

sometimes ill even stare at people through the peephole and watch them wait. and then ill make a coughing noise so they know someones home. and not open the door.

the look on peoples faces while waiting for a door to open is priceless. you cant look intelligent staring at a door.

dog, last year the peephole was so dirty that u couldnt see through it, so i took it out to clean it but i lost the lens part. so all my peephole is is a hole in my door , u can actually see inside from the outside if u look hard enough, lol i need to fix it

 

[M BUTCHER 206]

dog, last year the peephole was so dirty that u couldnt see through it, so i took it out to clean it but i lost the lens part. so all my peephole is is a hole in my door , u can actually see inside from the outside if u look hard enough, lol i need to fix it

damn yeah you do otherwise the police can just look in and shit ufck that

 

[I AM]

and get off jesus' nuts

While I feel the rest of what you said, this was the best part! lol...I've had that happen at my parents house when I was there over break once...

This dude and some chick walked up the driveway (they have a long driveway that goes up to the house from the street, it's rather private). So I'm thinking they're some of my mom's friends or some shit stopping buy until I see they have some shit in their hands plus backpacks. I'm thinking, who the fuck are these assholes? So I get up from watching TV and go to the door so I dont' have to wait for the ringing of the doorbell to end (takes like 15 seconds, there's some pattern in it or some shit)....

The dude is right in front of the door, he's got his feet at the fucking front of the door, almost like he's tryin to walk in, but he didn't. He asked me when the last time I was at church was, and I said I've never been for my own reasons cause I don't need other people to tell me how to live my life, I'm not a dumb ass lost idiot, but thanks...

I don't know why, but that didn't do it. He stayed there, and the woman came up trying to talk to me with the dude at the same time, so they gave me some pamphlet, then I told them to stop wasting fucking paper on stupid shit that doesn't matter, and slammed the door in their faces.

Where I go to school...there's these 2 dude, ALWAYS together, walking around in suits. These fuckers came to my old apt when I was living with my homeboy and they said somethin to him and I walked out from the back part of our apt to see what the fuck was going on, and they looked at me and tried sayin somethin to me. I was like, "who the fuck are these assholes? close the door." So my roommate shut the door on them. Afterwards I told him they had come by the day before but I checked the peep hole and didn't answer cause I was smokin.

All these religious fuckers think that it's the only thing to care about and that other people don't have lives or things to do with their time. So many of these religious people think they are "kind and perfect," but really they are scum sucking pieces of shit that go around harassing people. Way too much to type...

 

[Gas One]

dog, last year the peephole was so dirty that u couldnt see through it, so i took it out to clean it but i lost the lens part. so all my peephole is is a hole in my door , u can actually see inside from the outside if u look hard enough, lol i need to fix it

damn homie...you better hope a roach is never smart enough to crawl through there and multiply in your house...

then again im just parinoid..

 

[Kon1]

fuck people that try to steal lane spots. learn what "right lane ends" means. fuckin fags

 

[WHITE DEVIL]

I actually had a Jehovahs Witness ring my apartment once. They were standing at the front door ringing peoples rooms and asking them about Jesus.

I put my face really close to the speaker and I was like "HA HA HA" at the top of my lungs.

I was laughing for awhile after that. I wondered if I blew the speaker.

 

[what it thizz]

no he's going to hell for being a jehovas witness.

 

[askG]

if id been smoking I AM ida welcomed them in just for some kicks...wonder what they woulda ranted about when theyd seen and smelled the smoke.

 

[DJ Mark 7]

Sounds like Victory Outreach.....When I lived in Roseland those guys were the WORST. Like used car salesmen..."Hey bro I used to gangbag but now I'm with Christ....Come see our play" blah blah blah

 

[Nuttkase]

Sounds like Victory Outreach.....When I lived in Roseland those guys were the WORST. Like used car salesmen..."Hey bro I used to gangbag but now I'm with Christ....Come see our play" blah blah blah

You should have replied. "No shit? I used to be with Christ now I gangbang. Come do a drive-by with me"