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DAT NIGGA TAZZ

DAT NIGGA TAZZ

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man i just had to yell at this church guy or some shit. this muthafucka is walking around my neighborhood giving everybody a flyer for some church. whatever, thats cool. but when you go around to every house ringing the fuckin doorbell in the morning and then leaving, that shit aint cool. i scramble to put some shit on take hella long to find my left house shoe. then go out there, look around, and theres a lil piece of paper with jesus. im like what the fuck. so i climb a stepstool to look over the fence, and i see this old fat white muthafucka. he sees me and has a hella scared look on his face, lol. so im like "ay, if u gonna ring my doorbell u should at least stay till i come out" so he says somethin like "oh im sorry, i am just supposed to pass out flyers" so i say "well u ovbiously want me to come out, right? oh what u dont know nothin bout it? please, u came to my house and rung my doorbell, and u mean to tell me u dont even know anything about what your passing out?" and by now this dude is hella scared, and starts walking away. it was funny cuz i could tell he was just trying to get away from as fast as possible cuz he started skipping hella houses. i felt kinda bad, but oh well that shit is just annoying. but then i looked at the flyer, and the shit says JAHOVAHS WITNESSES im like fuck i hate those fuckers. but then i thought damn i thought jahovas always fuckin trying to talk to u and urge u to join the church... i musta really scared him.
 
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ChuckTaylor84

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4real aint nothin wrong on what u did dem jahovahs witnesses are annoying az fuck im like NO I DONT WANA JOIN UR RELIGION espicially if u dont see calling da copz if ur kid iz getting raped datz a weird azz religion
 
Kon1

Kon1

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them dudes never come to my spot. i always keep the door or windows open with the music blastin. and when i see em down the street i go outside on the porch and light up sum bomb. they know i aint fucking wit em.
 
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Zestways said:
i hate those fools too, one of these im just gonna answer the door naked
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my roomate did that shit and freaked the shit out of um...they were all like we will come back another time when its good for you, and my roommate was all like nows fine come on in...they never came back to that house
 
2-0-Sixx

2-0-Sixx

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That's nothing:

2-0-Sixx said:
Anywayz, these two guys were walking door to door, dressed in there black suites, I figured they were some Jesus people, so I got a plain white sheet of paper from my printer and a sharpe. I folded the paper neatly so it looked like a pamphlet, then I patiently waited outside. They both walked up to me and the leader, looked at me and said, "I'm here to give you a message from our Lord Jesus Christ." I smiled at him and replied, "Well I too have a message for you." I then handed him the piece of paper, he had a huge smile on his face while he unfolded it, then a look of pure shock took over as he read, "666 FUCK JESUS 666 " He blurted out a little Ned FLanders sigh and dropped the paper completely stunned!
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Quick said:
i dont see where your in the wrong at all.............
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I agree. I'd be pissed off if some asshole rang my doorbell, woke me up, and then wasn't there when I got to the door, ESPECIALLY if they are trying to give me something in order to get me to go to a church or whatever.

That guy sounds like a bitch that doesn't know why he's doing it in the first place.

@Rose town....are you a scary dude or somethin? lol...

2-0-Sixx said:
That's nothing:
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Now that is fuckin hilarious!
 
Gas One

Gas One

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i could be wrong, but didnt C.M.P. have a jehovahs witness thread less than a week ago?

yeah....i screamed on an old lady the other day. she was walking in the front yard and stopped and looked at me parked in my car and i yelled "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT BITCH"....then i realized my window was rolled down and she heard that loud and clear....she just walked back in the house. thats probably 1 out of 70,000 things buying my ticket to hell.
 
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i dont agree wit da fuck jesus part butcha i hate those ppl, hella callin my house n leavin messages readin psalms n shit. i wonder if ene1 has eva converted to that religion after some came to their house?
 
Gas One

Gas One

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this begs the question....


don't yall mutha fuckas have peepholes?


in most cases i look through the peephole, see three old ladies dressed up, walk back upstairs and let them continue to knock and stand at my door.

sometimes ill even stare at people through the peephole and watch them wait. and then ill make a coughing noise so they know someones home. and not open the door.

the look on peoples faces while waiting for a door to open is priceless. you cant look intelligent staring at a door.
 
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Some Random Asshole
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LOL! Staring is rude, she deserved it. I would have said the same thing, in fact, I have before...

Although, usually I talk shit to people when they stare at me as they walk by me, so I say some shit like, "do you want a fucking picture with me or somethin'?" Or some other shit close to that....

Some people should really just mind their own fuckin business. I mean, what was she really looking at you for? It's not like you're the first person she's seen inside a parked car...people are just too fuckin nosey, but that's just my opinion...
 
iaoish

iaoish

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Gas One said:
i could be wrong, but didnt C.M.P. have a jehovahs witness thread less than a week ago?

yeah....i screamed on an old lady the other day. she was walking in the front yard and stopped and looked at me parked in my car and i yelled "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT BITCH"....then i realized my window was rolled down and she heard that loud and clear....she just walked back in the house. thats probably 1 out of 70,000 things buying my ticket to hell.
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why would you scream at her thinking your window is rolled down?
 
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Some Random Asshole
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iaoish said:
why would you scream at her thinking your window is rolled down?
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He can say what he wants to say without being completely rude to her and there wont' be a scene.

I yell at people when I drive all the time cause they're fucking morons...they can't hear me, but I still talk shit...
 
iaoish

iaoish

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I didn't drive much lately but now I think back when I was driving alot, I was screaming a lot too but mostly while driving , shit is hilarious when you think about it. Imagine driving next to someone on the freeway and see him screaming his brains out to almost every other car there is hahaha
 
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