Local slang terms for weed
- Thread starter PhantomOfFunk
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DAMN LOOKS LIKE THE AZ SHIT IS ALL OVER THE STATES.
U KNOW WHAT THE FUNNIEST SHIT IS? I WATCHED MY BOY SPEND EVERY DIME HE HAD ON WEED LOL. HE SPENT A GANG OF MONEY ON WEED. I BOUGHT WEED FOR A WEEK AND SAID FUCK IT, IMA JUST DRINK SOME SEAGRAMS AND SMOKE THIS NIGGAS SHIT IF HE OFFERS LOL.
HE BOUGHT HELLA THE LOW-GRADE SACKS WITH SEEDS. (LOL IT DOSENT MATTER HOW MUCH YOU BUY, THEYWILL GIVE YOU NICKEL BAGS PACKED FULL OF WEED. IM TALKIN YOU CAN ROLL A BLUNT WITH ONE NICK). THEN HE MOVED TO THE AZ FOR A MINUTE, UNTIL WE REALIZED TAHT ONCE YOU DE-SEED THE LOW-GRADE SHIT, IT SMOKES BETTER, TASTES BETTER, GETS YOU HIGHER, AND IS CHEAPER THAN THE AZ, LOL.
SUPRISINGLY ENOUGH, NEW YORK'S LOW-GRADE SHIT WAS NOT HALF AS BAD AS I EXPECTED. IT'LL DEFINATELY GET YOU HIGH. AND I ONLY GOT A HEADACHE FROM IT ONCE OUT OF HELLA TIMES, AND DOSENT TASTE HALF BAD IN A BLUNT
ANYWAYS AFTER THE AZ... MY BOY WENT TO THE CANADIAN HYDRO, AND THAT SHIT WAS 30 BUCKS A GRAM! HIS DUMB ASS WOULD NEVER SAVE ANY MONEY TO BUY BIG SACKS, JUST G AFTER G.
THAT BRITICH COLUMBIA HYDRO WAS HELLA GOOD THOUGH... BETTER THAN ALOT OF THE TREES IVE SMOKED OUT HERE IN CALI EVEN. I REMEMBER I SMOKED THAT ONE NIGHT AND I WAS HELLA TOO HIGH LIKE BUGGIN OUT N SHIT LOL. I HEARD A VOICE IN MY HEAD LIKE "PEEEEEEEEEEEEEPIIIIIIIIIII......." AND I STARTED SAYIN SHIT OUT LOUD, OUT OF THE BLUE I SAID "YEA I THINK ILL HAVE A PEPSI" LOL! MY FRIENDS WERE LIKE WHAT? WTF IS THIS NIGGA DOIN OVER THERE TALKIN TO HIMSELF,,, I WAS LIKE " SEE, THE RED SIDE OF TEH PEPSI... THATS PUERTO RICANS. AND THE BLUE SIDE, THATS NIGGAZ. AND THE WHITE THING IN THE MIDDLE IS THE WHITE MAN TRYNA PUSH US ALL OFF THE EDGE OF THE CLIFF" LOL I WAS SOOO GONE, THATS THE WIERDEST HIGH IVE EVER HAD OFF WEED, I COULDNT EVEN CONTROL WHAT I WAS SAYING, I WAS SAYING SOME EXTREMELY DUMB/WIERD SHIT IT WAS LIKE TOURETTE'S. THAT NIGHT WE HAD ORDERED A NY PIZZA PIE AND A GRIP OF CHICKEN WINGS (IN BUFFALO THEYRE NOT CALED BUFFALO WINGS, JUST "WINGS" OR "CHICKEN WINGS").. AND THEYRE THE BEST FUCKIN WINGS IN THE WORLD AND I WAS EATING THEM LIKE A LION ON A DEAD CARCASS... HAD HELLA PIZZA, SOME CORONAS. AS SOON AS I WAKE UP THE NEXT MORNING, VERY FIRST THING THAT HAPPENS THAT DAY, I GO TO LET A FART AND I JUST SHART MY PANTS HELLA BAD. LOL ALL BAD. I GRABBED THE CROTCH OF MY PANTS AND TOOK LITTLE 4 INCH BABY STEPS, WADDLED INTO THE BATHROOM, THREW MY DIRTY DRAWERS ON THE NEIGHBORS ROOF, AND THE REST IS HISTORY.
U KNOW WHAT THE FUNNIEST SHIT IS? I WATCHED MY BOY SPEND EVERY DIME HE HAD ON WEED LOL. HE SPENT A GANG OF MONEY ON WEED. I BOUGHT WEED FOR A WEEK AND SAID FUCK IT, IMA JUST DRINK SOME SEAGRAMS AND SMOKE THIS NIGGAS SHIT IF HE OFFERS LOL.
HE BOUGHT HELLA THE LOW-GRADE SACKS WITH SEEDS. (LOL IT DOSENT MATTER HOW MUCH YOU BUY, THEYWILL GIVE YOU NICKEL BAGS PACKED FULL OF WEED. IM TALKIN YOU CAN ROLL A BLUNT WITH ONE NICK). THEN HE MOVED TO THE AZ FOR A MINUTE, UNTIL WE REALIZED TAHT ONCE YOU DE-SEED THE LOW-GRADE SHIT, IT SMOKES BETTER, TASTES BETTER, GETS YOU HIGHER, AND IS CHEAPER THAN THE AZ, LOL.
SUPRISINGLY ENOUGH, NEW YORK'S LOW-GRADE SHIT WAS NOT HALF AS BAD AS I EXPECTED. IT'LL DEFINATELY GET YOU HIGH. AND I ONLY GOT A HEADACHE FROM IT ONCE OUT OF HELLA TIMES, AND DOSENT TASTE HALF BAD IN A BLUNT
ANYWAYS AFTER THE AZ... MY BOY WENT TO THE CANADIAN HYDRO, AND THAT SHIT WAS 30 BUCKS A GRAM! HIS DUMB ASS WOULD NEVER SAVE ANY MONEY TO BUY BIG SACKS, JUST G AFTER G.
THAT BRITICH COLUMBIA HYDRO WAS HELLA GOOD THOUGH... BETTER THAN ALOT OF THE TREES IVE SMOKED OUT HERE IN CALI EVEN. I REMEMBER I SMOKED THAT ONE NIGHT AND I WAS HELLA TOO HIGH LIKE BUGGIN OUT N SHIT LOL. I HEARD A VOICE IN MY HEAD LIKE "PEEEEEEEEEEEEEPIIIIIIIIIII......." AND I STARTED SAYIN SHIT OUT LOUD, OUT OF THE BLUE I SAID "YEA I THINK ILL HAVE A PEPSI" LOL! MY FRIENDS WERE LIKE WHAT? WTF IS THIS NIGGA DOIN OVER THERE TALKIN TO HIMSELF,,, I WAS LIKE " SEE, THE RED SIDE OF TEH PEPSI... THATS PUERTO RICANS. AND THE BLUE SIDE, THATS NIGGAZ. AND THE WHITE THING IN THE MIDDLE IS THE WHITE MAN TRYNA PUSH US ALL OFF THE EDGE OF THE CLIFF" LOL I WAS SOOO GONE, THATS THE WIERDEST HIGH IVE EVER HAD OFF WEED, I COULDNT EVEN CONTROL WHAT I WAS SAYING, I WAS SAYING SOME EXTREMELY DUMB/WIERD SHIT IT WAS LIKE TOURETTE'S. THAT NIGHT WE HAD ORDERED A NY PIZZA PIE AND A GRIP OF CHICKEN WINGS (IN BUFFALO THEYRE NOT CALED BUFFALO WINGS, JUST "WINGS" OR "CHICKEN WINGS").. AND THEYRE THE BEST FUCKIN WINGS IN THE WORLD AND I WAS EATING THEM LIKE A LION ON A DEAD CARCASS... HAD HELLA PIZZA, SOME CORONAS. AS SOON AS I WAKE UP THE NEXT MORNING, VERY FIRST THING THAT HAPPENS THAT DAY, I GO TO LET A FART AND I JUST SHART MY PANTS HELLA BAD. LOL ALL BAD. I GRABBED THE CROTCH OF MY PANTS AND TOOK LITTLE 4 INCH BABY STEPS, WADDLED INTO THE BATHROOM, THREW MY DIRTY DRAWERS ON THE NEIGHBORS ROOF, AND THE REST IS HISTORY.