muthafucker, how are u gonna fabricate a little adventure about yourself, then sit here and try to tell these motherfuckers you don't care what they think of you. it doesn't take a psychiatrist to see you're starved for attention...god knows what psychological problems you'd have to have to want to become a cop...
that's funny though...make up a story so these people think you're cool, and pretend like anyone's gonna believe you when you say you don't care what the same people think...ahhahahahahaha... deputy booger