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Mac Jesus

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lol the dude was a literal fag and his front door had a rainbow painted on it...his family was one of those cringy ass far left families we get here in england.

I also got a real long personal story involving that dude and his chick friend (non sexual) and false rape accusations, another one of those main reasons I was hated at school (along with the autistic stalker).

Tell the story
 

DaGrimProphet

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#42
Ok, this thread isn't really good for much else anyway.

So that faggot kid and his feminist pals were real SJWs. That buddy-turned-tweaker of mine had never touched meth by this point so he was still pretty cool and he made a facebook post where he mentioned "jap porn". This faggot SJW started accusing him of being a racist and all other types of shit, so I got into a faggy facebook argument with him to fuck off. I then heard he was texting this girl to like all his comments so he looked more popular.

This girl and I had a pretty bad history. I never spoke to her at all in my life and out of the blue one day I started having like 10+ people a day talking to me saying I was "sexist scum" and a "rapist" for trying to force this chick to sleep with me. I was hella confused so I confronted her about it and she denied spreading rumors about me with that "I'm better than you" rich white girl look on her face. So I was skeptical but I let it slide for now cuz I had no proof and she had no reason to spread these rumors. tbh I really didn't care cuz that whole autistic girl stalking me was already in full effect.

Then that girl started talking to me in class and shit, telling me weird things like "I was at a party and I got drunk and then somebody taped me licking a plastic lightsaber" and "I think I might be pregnant" so I was getting hella sketched out by this point. One time she even said some shit like "my life revolves around starbucks" so I told her " if your life revolves around a coffe shop you gotta find something more meaningful to spend your time doing". Then the next day I heard people saying I was bullying this chick was saying her life had no meaning lol. By this point I knew exactly what she was doing, she was trying to make me look even worse than I already did.

Bottom line: she was a fucking bitch.

So later that soon-to-be-tweaker kid made another facebook post about why feminism is fucking stupid, and I agreed with him, and that social justice faggot kept saying all types of stupid shit. So we started a group chat to troll him with anti-feminism stuff (I know it sounds dumb but we were dumb teenagers at the time). He didn't take it very well and he added a whole bunch of his feminist pals from other schools and they kept messaging me saying shit about my mom and shit. I was fucking pissed. He also added that lying bitch who was spreading false rape rumors about me and she told those other mindless retarded feminists that I tried to rape her....remember at this point this chick was still denying she spreaded rumors about me, and she just did it in front of my fucking face. So I got pissed and said she was a lying whore, and all those feminists were like "calling a girl a whore is sexual abuse" or whatever, and they fuckin snitched on me to the school and they started talking to me about rape charges and shit. Luckily nothing happened to me cuz one of those teachers who was cool as fuck (shoutout to him) believed me.

But all the other kids still called me a sexist and a rapist from that day onwards. lol everyone hated me already tho so it was no big deal.



Cool story bro.
 
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Ok, this thread isn't really good for much else anyway.

So that faggot kid and his feminist pals were real SJWs. That buddy-turned-tweaker of mine had never touched meth by this point so he was still pretty cool and he made a facebook post where he mentioned "jap porn". This faggot SJW started accusing him of being a racist and all other types of shit, so I got into a faggy facebook argument with him to fuck off. I then heard he was texting this girl to like all his comments so he looked more popular.

This girl and I had a pretty bad history. I never spoke to her at all in my life and out of the blue one day I started having like 10+ people a day talking to me saying I was "sexist scum" and a "rapist" for trying to force this chick to sleep with me. I was hella confused so I confronted her about it and she denied spreading rumors about me with that "I'm better than you" rich white girl look on her face. So I was skeptical but I let it slide for now cuz I had no proof and she had no reason to spread these rumors. tbh I really didn't care cuz that whole autistic girl stalking me was already in full effect.

Then that girl started talking to me in class and shit, telling me weird things like "I was at a party and I got drunk and then somebody taped me licking a plastic lightsaber" and "I think I might be pregnant" so I was getting hella sketched out by this point. One time she even said some shit like "my life revolves around starbucks" so I told her " if your life revolves around a coffe shop you gotta find something more meaningful to spend your time doing". Then the next day I heard people saying I was bullying this chick was saying her life had no meaning lol. By this point I knew exactly what she was doing, she was trying to make me look even worse than I already did.

Bottom line: she was a fucking bitch.

So later that soon-to-be-tweaker kid made another facebook post about why feminism is fucking stupid, and I agreed with him, and that social justice faggot kept saying all types of stupid shit. So we started a group chat to troll him with anti-feminism stuff (I know it sounds dumb but we were dumb teenagers at the time). He didn't take it very well and he added a whole bunch of his feminist pals from other schools and they kept messaging me saying shit about my mom and shit. I was fucking pissed. He also added that lying bitch who was spreading false rape rumors about me and she told those other mindless retarded feminists that I tried to rape her....remember at this point this chick was still denying she spreaded rumors about me, and she just did it in front of my fucking face. So I got pissed and said she was a lying whore, and all those feminists were like "calling a girl a whore is sexual abuse" or whatever, and they fuckin snitched on me to the school and they started talking to me about rape charges and shit. Luckily nothing happened to me cuz one of those teachers who was cool as fuck (shoutout to him) believed me.

But all the other kids still called me a sexist and a rapist from that day onwards. lol everyone hated me already tho so it was no big deal.



Cool story bro.
It was hella cool at el Molina to be sexist that's how we got bomb puss. England sounds gay.
 
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Ok, this thread isn't really good for much else anyway.

So that faggot kid and his feminist pals were real SJWs. That buddy-turned-tweaker of mine had never touched meth by this point so he was still pretty cool and he made a facebook post where he mentioned "jap porn". This faggot SJW started accusing him of being a racist and all other types of shit, so I got into a faggy facebook argument with him to fuck off. I then heard he was texting this girl to like all his comments so he looked more popular.

This girl and I had a pretty bad history. I never spoke to her at all in my life and out of the blue one day I started having like 10+ people a day talking to me saying I was "sexist scum" and a "rapist" for trying to force this chick to sleep with me. I was hella confused so I confronted her about it and she denied spreading rumors about me with that "I'm better than you" rich white girl look on her face. So I was skeptical but I let it slide for now cuz I had no proof and she had no reason to spread these rumors. tbh I really didn't care cuz that whole autistic girl stalking me was already in full effect.

Then that girl started talking to me in class and shit, telling me weird things like "I was at a party and I got drunk and then somebody taped me licking a plastic lightsaber" and "I think I might be pregnant" so I was getting hella sketched out by this point. One time she even said some shit like "my life revolves around starbucks" so I told her " if your life revolves around a coffe shop you gotta find something more meaningful to spend your time doing". Then the next day I heard people saying I was bullying this chick was saying her life had no meaning lol. By this point I knew exactly what she was doing, she was trying to make me look even worse than I already did.

Bottom line: she was a fucking bitch.

So later that soon-to-be-tweaker kid made another facebook post about why feminism is fucking stupid, and I agreed with him, and that social justice faggot kept saying all types of stupid shit. So we started a group chat to troll him with anti-feminism stuff (I know it sounds dumb but we were dumb teenagers at the time). He didn't take it very well and he added a whole bunch of his feminist pals from other schools and they kept messaging me saying shit about my mom and shit. I was fucking pissed. He also added that lying bitch who was spreading false rape rumors about me and she told those other mindless retarded feminists that I tried to rape her....remember at this point this chick was still denying she spreaded rumors about me, and she just did it in front of my fucking face. So I got pissed and said she was a lying whore, and all those feminists were like "calling a girl a whore is sexual abuse" or whatever, and they fuckin snitched on me to the school and they started talking to me about rape charges and shit. Luckily nothing happened to me cuz one of those teachers who was cool as fuck (shoutout to him) believed me.

But all the other kids still called me a sexist and a rapist from that day onwards. lol everyone hated me already tho so it was no big deal.



Cool story bro.

anyone who read this is retarded
 

Mac Jesus

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#46
Ok, this thread isn't really good for much else anyway.

So that faggot kid and his feminist pals were real SJWs. That buddy-turned-tweaker of mine had never touched meth by this point so he was still pretty cool and he made a facebook post where he mentioned "jap porn". This faggot SJW started accusing him of being a racist and all other types of shit, so I got into a faggy facebook argument with him to fuck off. I then heard he was texting this girl to like all his comments so he looked more popular.

This girl and I had a pretty bad history. I never spoke to her at all in my life and out of the blue one day I started having like 10+ people a day talking to me saying I was "sexist scum" and a "rapist" for trying to force this chick to sleep with me. I was hella confused so I confronted her about it and she denied spreading rumors about me with that "I'm better than you" rich white girl look on her face. So I was skeptical but I let it slide for now cuz I had no proof and she had no reason to spread these rumors. tbh I really didn't care cuz that whole autistic girl stalking me was already in full effect.

Then that girl started talking to me in class and shit, telling me weird things like "I was at a party and I got drunk and then somebody taped me licking a plastic lightsaber" and "I think I might be pregnant" so I was getting hella sketched out by this point. One time she even said some shit like "my life revolves around starbucks" so I told her " if your life revolves around a coffe shop you gotta find something more meaningful to spend your time doing". Then the next day I heard people saying I was bullying this chick was saying her life had no meaning lol. By this point I knew exactly what she was doing, she was trying to make me look even worse than I already did.

Bottom line: she was a fucking bitch.

So later that soon-to-be-tweaker kid made another facebook post about why feminism is fucking stupid, and I agreed with him, and that social justice faggot kept saying all types of stupid shit. So we started a group chat to troll him with anti-feminism stuff (I know it sounds dumb but we were dumb teenagers at the time). He didn't take it very well and he added a whole bunch of his feminist pals from other schools and they kept messaging me saying shit about my mom and shit. I was fucking pissed. He also added that lying bitch who was spreading false rape rumors about me and she told those other mindless retarded feminists that I tried to rape her....remember at this point this chick was still denying she spreaded rumors about me, and she just did it in front of my fucking face. So I got pissed and said she was a lying whore, and all those feminists were like "calling a girl a whore is sexual abuse" or whatever, and they fuckin snitched on me to the school and they started talking to me about rape charges and shit. Luckily nothing happened to me cuz one of those teachers who was cool as fuck (shoutout to him) believed me.

But all the other kids still called me a sexist and a rapist from that day onwards. lol everyone hated me already tho so it was no big deal.



Cool story bro.

Post screen shots of the Facebook convos.
 
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#47
Ok, this thread isn't really good for much else anyway.

So that faggot kid and his feminist pals were real SJWs. That buddy-turned-tweaker of mine had never touched meth by this point so he was still pretty cool and he made a facebook post where he mentioned "jap porn". This faggot SJW started accusing him of being a racist and all other types of shit, so I got into a faggy facebook argument with him to fuck off. I then heard he was texting this girl to like all his comments so he looked more popular.

This girl and I had a pretty bad history. I never spoke to her at all in my life and out of the blue one day I started having like 10+ people a day talking to me saying I was "sexist scum" and a "rapist" for trying to force this chick to sleep with me. I was hella confused so I confronted her about it and she denied spreading rumors about me with that "I'm better than you" rich white girl look on her face. So I was skeptical but I let it slide for now cuz I had no proof and she had no reason to spread these rumors. tbh I really didn't care cuz that whole autistic girl stalking me was already in full effect.

Then that girl started talking to me in class and shit, telling me weird things like "I was at a party and I got drunk and then somebody taped me licking a plastic lightsaber" and "I think I might be pregnant" so I was getting hella sketched out by this point. One time she even said some shit like "my life revolves around starbucks" so I told her " if your life revolves around a coffe shop you gotta find something more meaningful to spend your time doing". Then the next day I heard people saying I was bullying this chick was saying her life had no meaning lol. By this point I knew exactly what she was doing, she was trying to make me look even worse than I already did.

Bottom line: she was a fucking bitch.

So later that soon-to-be-tweaker kid made another facebook post about why feminism is fucking stupid, and I agreed with him, and that social justice faggot kept saying all types of stupid shit. So we started a group chat to troll him with anti-feminism stuff (I know it sounds dumb but we were dumb teenagers at the time). He didn't take it very well and he added a whole bunch of his feminist pals from other schools and they kept messaging me saying shit about my mom and shit. I was fucking pissed. He also added that lying bitch who was spreading false rape rumors about me and she told those other mindless retarded feminists that I tried to rape her....remember at this point this chick was still denying she spreaded rumors about me, and she just did it in front of my fucking face. So I got pissed and said she was a lying whore, and all those feminists were like "calling a girl a whore is sexual abuse" or whatever, and they fuckin snitched on me to the school and they started talking to me about rape charges and shit. Luckily nothing happened to me cuz one of those teachers who was cool as fuck (shoutout to him) believed me.

But all the other kids still called me a sexist and a rapist from that day onwards. lol everyone hated me already tho so it was no big deal.



Cool story bro.

Didn't read this, but I'm sure it made you cooler than jmacc