Kurt Cobain jokes...

[rising_tied]

LOL at the WPS..

But yea.. alotta people round my hood dont find my Jesus jokes that funny either. Expicially my family (and there white if that matters haha). And then they get offended when i ask whens the last tiem they been to church and they all silent.. Fuck that Religious jokes are funny

 

[GHP]

I find alot of child molestation jokes hella funny too, its just hilarious to say shit thats beyond bad taste

 

[thatguy]

threatening to rape people is hella funny too



this dude was walkin by mean muggin like a mutherfuck and my lil tiny ass 5'4 120 pound friend looks all pissed, and says "dont make me rape you bitch"

and when tyson told that other boxer "ima fuck you till you love me faggot"

lmfao, comedy

 

[rising_tied]

threatening to rape people is hella funny too



this dude was walkin by mean muggin like a mutherfuck and my lil tiny ass 5'4 120 pound friend looks all pissed, and says "dont make me rape you bitch"

and when tyson told that other boxer "ima fuck you till you love me faggot"

lmfao, comedy

Hell yea.. Tyson was on some crazy hella funny shit

 

[GHP]

Thats it I'm gonna start quoting Tyson every chance I can get

 

[WHITE DEVIL]

A good jesus joke:

Extend your arms like youre on the cross and wobble your whole body around like gumby, then go "Whats this?"

"What?"

"Jesus on a rubber cross"

 

[thatguy]

lmfao, tyson yelled at this lady for speaking out of turn in an interview, and said "i usually dont do interviews with females unless we've fornicated, so you better stop talking unless you want to ..uh...yea...."

then at one of the conference with tyson and lewis, a fight broke out, and lewis was pushing guys away from him, he all of a sudden got a sharp pain in his leg, he looks down, and tyson is literally chewing in his lower leg

 

[rising_tied]

haha yea i saw that one about the female.. I Thought one of the funniest when he said about I wish one of you had kids so i can stop on their testicles cuz thats the pain i go through... or something like that.

 

[DukeNaintEZ]

You know, like:
"Man if my sister don't hurry up and iron my khaki dickies i'm a pull a Woodie on her porch."

ha!

 

[thatguy]

haha yea i saw that one about the female.. I Thought one of the funniest when he said about I wish one of you had kids so i can stop on their testicles cuz thats the pain i go through... or something like that.

lmfao, thats when he was talkin bout allah and him being the greatest after a fight. ima use that though, great post man



"if you dont shut the fuck up, ima pull a mike tyson on your sons testicals"

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

I got the oppurtunity to use a cobain joke at work today myself, i said "If those damn test results dont get faxed, I'm gonna have to consider a Kurt Cobain." I was met with awkward stairs and blank faces, but the laughter in my head was immense

 

[WHITE DEVIL]

I got the oppurtunity to use a cobain joke at work today myself, i said "If those damn test results dont get faxed, I'm gonna have to consider a Kurt Cobain." I was met with awkward stairs and blank faces, but the laughter in my head was immense

lmfao!

Excellent usage. Two thumbs up.