Kurt Cobain jokes...

[WHITE DEVIL]

So long story short, alot of shit went wrong at work recently.

I go to a bunch of people..."If this shit isnt taken care of quick I'm pulling a Cobain"

Everyone's reaction: "...."

My friend happened to be walking by, and started dying laughing.

So we all head out to lunch...

My friend goes "Fuck if that place is packed im pullng a Kurt Cobain."

Everyone's reaction once again: "...."

While me and him bust out laughing.

Not being able to joke about suicide is definite WPS.

So my friend is in a meeting and goes something to the effect of "if sales goals are not met, I'll consider a Kurt Cobain".

Once again fuckin white people react with needle-drop silence. So no more Cobain jokes at work. But they are still funny.

Fuck that. I will use them in my personal life.

It's a definite one-size fits all joke, usable in a wide array of situations.

 

[DukeNaintEZ]

Kurt Cobain + Courtney love=Suicide and Heroin..what a great match

 

[rising_tied]

LOL..The sales thing was funny as hell

 

[WT SAVAGE]

scott peterson and laci peterson jokes also dont go over well with white people.

 

[DukeNaintEZ]

^^neither do 9/11 jokes

 

[WHITE DEVIL]

"Get this shit correct...or ima pull a Scott Peterson on you!"

Hahaha.

 

[fillyacup]

you wanna get scott peterSOND bitch!?

than get my money!

 

[Fistacuffs]

How about Woodie? Now there's a punch line for a thousand jokes.

 

[Fistacuffs]

You know, like:
"Man if my sister don't hurry up and iron my khaki dickies i'm a pull a Woodie on her porch."

 

[Bonekrusher408]

THAT SOUNDS STUPID LIKE YOUR GOING TO POP A BONER OFF YOUR SISTER YOU SICK FUCK, COBAIN IS PRETTY FUNNY THO

 

[CHAPO GUZMAN]

if i dont get a raise, ima pull an enron on these bitches.

 

[WHITE DEVIL]

So if you dont get a raise, youre going to create a fictitious South American subsidiary to funnel expenses into while marking up projected profits as current quarter earnings, all the while relying on fudged revenue accounts for current reporting?

 

[Skizzy Ske]

So long story short, alot of shit went wrong at work recently.

I go to a bunch of people..."If this shit isnt taken care of quick I'm pulling a Cobain"

Everyone's reaction: "...."

My friend happened to be walking by, and started dying laughing.

So we all head out to lunch...

My friend goes "Fuck if that place is packed im pullng a Kurt Cobain."

Everyone's reaction once again: "...."

While me and him bust out laughing.

Not being able to joke about suicide is definite WPS.

So my friend is in a meeting and goes something to the effect of "if sales goals are not met, I'll consider a Kurt Cobain".

Once again fuckin white people react with needle-drop silence. So no more Cobain jokes at work. But they are still funny.

Fuck that. I will use them in my personal life.

It's a definite one-size fits all joke, usable in a wide array of situations.

lol wtf.

 

[Skizzy Ske]

So long story short, alot of shit went wrong at work recently.

I go to a bunch of people..."If this shit isnt taken care of quick I'm pulling a Cobain"

Everyone's reaction: "...."

My friend happened to be walking by, and started dying laughing.

So we all head out to lunch...

My friend goes "Fuck if that place is packed im pullng a Kurt Cobain."

Everyone's reaction once again: "...."

While me and him bust out laughing.

Not being able to joke about suicide is definite WPS.

So my friend is in a meeting and goes something to the effect of "if sales goals are not met, I'll consider a Kurt Cobain".

Once again fuckin white people react with needle-drop silence. So no more Cobain jokes at work. But they are still funny.

Fuck that. I will use them in my personal life.

It's a definite one-size fits all joke, usable in a wide array of situations.

lol wtf.

 

[BigLurch]

ladies n gentlemen, we have a smartass

 

[EverReadyT9X]

well white devil is pretty smart...and im guessing he has an ass..

 

[GHP]

my favorites are dead baby jokes, i told one to my grandma the other day lol

 

[HiT-2-TiMeS]

i remember making a Columbia shuttle joke pretty soon after that happened and people were like wtf dude.

 

[WHITE DEVIL]

WTF Bro!

 

[Lamberto Quintero]

WTF Bro!

WPS...