Know What Really Grinds My Gears?

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Sep 16, 2002
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THIS IS ECOSE

drunkinfool said:
i dont get it....

but thats a real movie? whats it about cuz i was knockin that keak track today

I KNEW SUM 1 WOULD ASK....I SHOULD PUT THIS UP WITH A CAPTION...THATS WHERE THE SAYING "YOU KNOW WHAT GRINDS MY GEARS" CAME FROM..OR THE REASON THE FAMILY GUY CREATOR PUT IT IN THERE. :siccness:
JUST THOUGHT THAT WOULD BE FUNNY...TO ME..
 
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ITS ABOUT TRYING TO GET HOME AND THESE GUYS KINDA GET STUCK TOGETHER EVEN THOUGH STEVE MARTIN'S CHARACTER DOESNT REALLY LIKE JOHN CANDY'S.. OHH THE HILARITY THAT ENSUES.
 

fillyacup

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damn, what grinds my fuckin gears is going to the store and seeing someone you know an they talk FOREVER!


let me go home so i can eat my food, drink my drink, and shit my shit
 
Dec 17, 2004
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you know what really grinds my godforsaken gears. when im wiping my ass after taking a shit and the shit in my ass wont go away. im like 20 wipes deep, and still shit on the paper. fuck that
 
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carl winslow said:
you know what really grinds my godforsaken gears. when im wiping my ass after taking a shit and the shit in my ass wont go away. im like 20 wipes deep, and still shit on the paper. fuck that
lmao!!!

that means you didnt get all the shit outta your colon! thats what happens when you gotta pinch a loaf.

Advice for next time: shit till all the shit is out.
 

fillyacup

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on that same subject...what grinds my gears is the splash that goes back ino my ass when i shit an its cannon balls into the bowl
 

fillyacup

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you know what grinds the FUCK outa my gears?

toilet seats.

what dumb fuck put them so close to the water pool? raise that shit up like 2 inches so i dont have a fountain going up my ass!
 
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drunkinfool said:
you know what grinds the FUCK outa my gears?

toilet seats.

what dumb fuck put them so close to the water pool? raise that shit up like 2 inches so i dont have a fountain going up my ass!


What you're going to want to do is take a couple sheets of toilet tissue; and layer them over the top of the water, so that when the feces falls from the anus; or bunghole as we like to say in the medical field, it will absorb the impact and act as a landing pad. The result, a dry ass, free of pee-pee and poo poo water.


Dr. Bass