Kelis Files for Divorce from Nas

[emma]

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[Darkshowdown]

50 Cent did say he got a sex tape of Kelis with a rapper thats not Nas that he would leak if Nas got out of line.


All Nas needs is that tape and hopefully it has the date stamped on it and he will win the divorce in his favor from her doing adultry.

 

[Gas One]

what really happened here:

1) kelis is pregnant with god's son's son. (baby god jesus?!?)

2) nas and his son are speaking telepathically. son has seen her insides and does not agree.

3) it was written

4) baby will die during birth. will be named 'stillmatic'

5) nas will make an album, that flops

6) jayz will laugh

7) "before i tapped it/she asked if i was asthmatic"-nas

8) nas can get a groupie. and did. and did it again.

9) marijuana cures all. hes a blunt away from redemption.

 

[Blackandproud]

what really happened here:

1) kelis is pregnant with god's son's son. (baby god jesus?!?)

2) nas and his son are speaking telepathically. son has seen her insides and does not agree.

3) it was written

4) baby will die during birth. will be named 'stillmatic'

5) nas will make an album, that flops

6) jayz will laugh

7) "before i tapped it/she asked if i was asthmatic"-nas

8) nas can get a groupie. and did. and did it again.

9) marijuana cures all. hes a blunt away from redemption.

LOL, you guys kill me.