Kavio is ballin and has been on all ya'll suckers! Step it up! (new pics inside!)
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Ah-hem...
Now once upon-a-time not too long ago
There was this rapper who thought he was about to blow
But when his CD dropped, the shit was so improper
That the album went lead or was it double copper?
Your high won't even last as long as a druggie doing speed
I guarantee your career'll be shorter than Jermaine Dupri
I'm a Satin Gun, my lyrics, you can't deny 'em
You couldn't walk in my shoes, but you can bend down and tie 'em
Respect the Satin Gun and watch your manners man
You couldn't even last five seconds of lights and glamor man
Your mouth is off the hinges like you got hit with a batter-ram
When I'm there, you better hit the floor like a Banner fan
I'm a hustler who hustles, "Hustle Man" like on Martin
While all you do is sit on your ass and keep fartin' (nice job, Habaneros)
You better "Beat It" like Michael cause you don't "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'"
So how does it feel to be defeated by a 50 year old woman?
Now once upon-a-time not too long ago
There was this rapper who thought he was about to blow
But when his CD dropped, the shit was so improper
That the album went lead or was it double copper?
Your high won't even last as long as a druggie doing speed
I guarantee your career'll be shorter than Jermaine Dupri
I'm a Satin Gun, my lyrics, you can't deny 'em
You couldn't walk in my shoes, but you can bend down and tie 'em
Respect the Satin Gun and watch your manners man
You couldn't even last five seconds of lights and glamor man
Your mouth is off the hinges like you got hit with a batter-ram
When I'm there, you better hit the floor like a Banner fan
I'm a hustler who hustles, "Hustle Man" like on Martin
While all you do is sit on your ass and keep fartin' (nice job, Habaneros)
You better "Beat It" like Michael cause you don't "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'"
So how does it feel to be defeated by a 50 year old woman?
THIS BITCH REALLY JUST BUSTED OUT SOME 1980'S SING ALONG RAP VERSE. MAMA BEAR TRYNA VERBALLY MERK SICCNESS POSTERS.
"I'm a hustler who hustles, "Hustle Man" like on Martin
While all you do is sit on your ass and keep fartin' (nice job, Habaneros)"
*PUTS HAND OVER MOUTH*
OHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! NICE JOB HABANEROS!!! U KILLED IT RIGHT THERE. I DONT SEE ANYBODY COMIN BACK FROM THAT. KEEP IT UP, MAYBE 1 DAY U CAN BE BALLIN LIKE KAVIO(WHOEVER THE HELL THAT IS)
"I'm a hustler who hustles, "Hustle Man" like on Martin
While all you do is sit on your ass and keep fartin' (nice job, Habaneros)"
*PUTS HAND OVER MOUTH*
OHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! NICE JOB HABANEROS!!! U KILLED IT RIGHT THERE. I DONT SEE ANYBODY COMIN BACK FROM THAT. KEEP IT UP, MAYBE 1 DAY U CAN BE BALLIN LIKE KAVIO(WHOEVER THE HELL THAT IS)
u forgot one thing.....a 51 yr old WHITE woman.
please dont ever try to rap or write a rap again, u are a fat, old, white bitch, not an 18 yr old blacc male. i know the truth might hurt u, but someone needs to give your dumbass a reality checc. shouldnt yo dinosaur ass be knitting or in church or something?? not to mention, didnt yo ass get snuffed out about 12 pages ago??
100,000 scoville unitz beezy I though u been knewin this what I been doin
Yaaabbbaadaabbbaaayaddidamean?
Aye yo did a 51 year old nilla beezy jus try and rap wit me?
Yo lyrics is a tragedy
You done just become the next siccness casualty
Leave ya flatenned like a mattress
When ya fat ass sits on it
Take a swig of this habanero firewata and we'z gone spit it on ya
Ole buttamilk drinkin bitch Sloppy as shit, and she built like butter bean
Why yo tryna criticize the home team
When yo ass look like yoo promotin for AARP
I'm ignitin da fire, tonite we gone roast a whole pig
Enough meat on that fat biznatch to feed da whole team
This Young HotLink the Don,
the peppered pimp dipped in habanero
Spittin capsicum flows in yo face sumthin terrible
colda than a shaved pola bear with a mohawk walkin thru artic
Now bitch yoo done fucced up look at dis shit you started
If yoo really fucc wit music catz how come I aint never heard of you ya 3rd string rapper stalka azz bitch you look lyk that old bitch on Misery, prolly got kavio tied up in yo closet don't cha
Holla like penos maybe we can work sum bidness I need a distro deal can ya diggz?
Yaaabbbaadaabbbaaayaddidamean?
Aye yo did a 51 year old nilla beezy jus try and rap wit me?
Yo lyrics is a tragedy
You done just become the next siccness casualty
Leave ya flatenned like a mattress
When ya fat ass sits on it
Take a swig of this habanero firewata and we'z gone spit it on ya
Ole buttamilk drinkin bitch Sloppy as shit, and she built like butter bean
Why yo tryna criticize the home team
When yo ass look like yoo promotin for AARP
I'm ignitin da fire, tonite we gone roast a whole pig
Enough meat on that fat biznatch to feed da whole team
This Young HotLink the Don,
the peppered pimp dipped in habanero
Spittin capsicum flows in yo face sumthin terrible
colda than a shaved pola bear with a mohawk walkin thru artic
Now bitch yoo done fucced up look at dis shit you started
If yoo really fucc wit music catz how come I aint never heard of you ya 3rd string rapper stalka azz bitch you look lyk that old bitch on Misery, prolly got kavio tied up in yo closet don't cha
Holla like penos maybe we can work sum bidness I need a distro deal can ya diggz?
I said...uh-huh...uh-huh, yo check it, yo check it...
I got you, Betty Ford! We're ridin' on these chumps...
Lemme get in with you...yo, yo, yo...
1-2-3-4, so you bitches want beef with my homie Betty Ford?
Tryin' to tell her strangle herself with a fuckin' mouse cord?
Check it out, y'all, cuz I do it proper
For over 40 years, ol' girl been a showstopper!
Whatchu know about Caviar (lol), and his dope lookin' bling
Or the ol' homegirl wearin' maternity jeans?
I though you knew, from the rap she spit vs. that pepper man
That this broad is the truth! besides being an ol' heffer, man
Now I'm not a rapper, and it's plain to see
That this bitch has prescriptions that run from a to z.
So while you little ass youngsters rap about bling and techs
This bitch is straight ballin', cashin' social security checks.
Word to ya momma!
I got you, Betty Ford! We're ridin' on these chumps...
Lemme get in with you...yo, yo, yo...
1-2-3-4, so you bitches want beef with my homie Betty Ford?
Tryin' to tell her strangle herself with a fuckin' mouse cord?
Check it out, y'all, cuz I do it proper
For over 40 years, ol' girl been a showstopper!
Whatchu know about Caviar (lol), and his dope lookin' bling
Or the ol' homegirl wearin' maternity jeans?
I though you knew, from the rap she spit vs. that pepper man
That this broad is the truth! besides being an ol' heffer, man
Now I'm not a rapper, and it's plain to see
That this bitch has prescriptions that run from a to z.
So while you little ass youngsters rap about bling and techs
This bitch is straight ballin', cashin' social security checks.
Word to ya momma!
check it sun,
satingun moon you losers
she go down, you go up
i videotape and throw up
dvd to siccness/the bitch get me rich quick
and you already know the sountrack got kavio and lynch
ill have the whole entire open forum of siccness hit it
and when the baby come man, thats sicc-made shit
is that siccmades bitch?
done hit the siccness track
caught her walkin on them url's and sent her ass right back
dont get down like that (guy in background screams "FIFTY ONE!!!!")
she the weakest link
niggas done spit a rap and cold din' even think
nigga/I might edit more, then
cuz the bitch takin pics with the official grinch grin
....I heard she datin' MC Ren
I heard when she write a rhyme she call that shit pig pen
imma stop flowin, nigga smokin' kush my friend
satingun moon you losers
she go down, you go up
i videotape and throw up
dvd to siccness/the bitch get me rich quick
and you already know the sountrack got kavio and lynch
ill have the whole entire open forum of siccness hit it
and when the baby come man, thats sicc-made shit
is that siccmades bitch?
done hit the siccness track
caught her walkin on them url's and sent her ass right back
dont get down like that (guy in background screams "FIFTY ONE!!!!")
she the weakest link
niggas done spit a rap and cold din' even think
nigga/I might edit more, then
cuz the bitch takin pics with the official grinch grin
....I heard she datin' MC Ren
I heard when she write a rhyme she call that shit pig pen
imma stop flowin, nigga smokin' kush my friend
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