Damn, are you as big as Nevada? Checked EVERY SINGLE STORE IN NEVADA? Sounds like you need a life!
Well, why don't you do a little road trip. Start where you are, head toward an ocean, and swim toward Australia. Report from there. Now, sotp being so friggin stupid. Koch Distribution DISTRIBUTES WORLDWIDE. I can't help it if they don't distribute in little bumfuck towns like the ones you apparently hang out in. Maybe if you try a REAL city! Damn. Fucking broken record of a mind! You aren't proving shit.