I thought this was going to be about the Pauley Shore movie.
That's a good movie. LOL.
I've received 3-4 jury duty notices in my life...maybe 5. the first few i called in and had them clear me to skip it cause i was in high school for one, then i was at college 2 hours away from the court house--i hadn't changed my address to where i was since it was temporary....the next time they wouldn't let me skip it, so i had to change my address to where i was, photo copy my ID, then fax it to them to prove i didn't live in the area.......
and the last 2 times.....I TOOK THAT SHIT AND PUT IT IN THE FUCKING SHREDDER. lol.......if you dont' wanna go, DO NOT CALL.....just tear that shit up or shred it.....cause they have no way to prove you got it since they don't send it using certified mail.