Jessica Alba Pretending to be White Again

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Gas One

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the only reason i opened latina magazine is because i thought i was gonna see some hot half naked telemundo spanish hoes.

when i realized that wasnt what was going down, the magazine was closed like pandoras box and never opened again.

and i dont know if yall care but jessica albas parents are rich. ive seen her parents house and its three times the size of mine. this was before she really really really got famous. so im sure they have another house now.

if you can find out where jessica albas parents live (or lived), go directly across the street and you can get a few ounces of weed for free.
 
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^^^Damn! Certainly an epidemic of Captain Save a Herpes Infected Celebrity^^^

I guess it's no wonder to you fucks why I constantly gotta keep roasting them hoes. It's the only cure for Captain Save a Hoe-ism, which DopeBoyFresh is obviously infected with.

EDIT: ^^^ =/= Gas
^^^ = DBF
 

Gas One

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#24
and yeah, whats up with people saying a girl with herpes is hot? you mean to tell me you didnt get turned off by that?

yall on that you look so good ill suck on your daddys dick shit.

you know whats hot? your genitals if you put them in her. ladies say owwwwww niggas say hhhhooooooo
 
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Biotch is getting paid thats why! And yeah she is wrong for claiming shes white or what not. She's not that great of an actress anyways...she just plays cute and cuddly characters..and she's in demand cuz of cats like us.