the only reason i opened latina magazine is because i thought i was gonna see some hot half naked telemundo spanish hoes.
when i realized that wasnt what was going down, the magazine was closed like pandoras box and never opened again.
and i dont know if yall care but jessica albas parents are rich. ive seen her parents house and its three times the size of mine. this was before she really really really got famous. so im sure they have another house now.
if you can find out where jessica albas parents live (or lived), go directly across the street and you can get a few ounces of weed for free.