JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME OR CHUCK NORRIS

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VAN DAMME OR CHUCK NORRIS

  • JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME

    Votes: 25 44.6%

  • CHUCK NORRIS

    Votes: 31 55.4%
  • Total voters
    56
  • Poll closed .
Nuttkase

Nuttkase

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#22
Jun 5, 2002
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#22
Chuck Norris because...

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.

...you can't fuck with Chuck.
 
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#24
Mar 16, 2007
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#24
I'm going with Chuck all the way with this one.... To be honest I think anybody who picked that oily ass little frenchman is GAY!!!!!.....lol

How you gonna pick that pretty boy french bastard over our own CHUCK FUCK YOU UP NORRIS....lol
 
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#28
Mar 16, 2007
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#28
Mi$ta-Murda187 said:
co sign..
i voted for Chuck

But Steven Segal will fuck them both up!
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^I heard Seagal doesnt even have all those belts and shit he claims, I think Chuck would whoop him if they where both in they're prime.

I just thought of something funny tho, what if we waited until they're both in they're 80's and made them steal cage match to the death....lol

Throw a kick and break a hip....lol
 
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