JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME OR CHUCK NORRIS

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VAN DAMME OR CHUCK NORRIS

  • JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME

    Votes: 25 44.6%
  • CHUCK NORRIS

    Votes: 31 55.4%

  • Total voters
    56
  • Poll closed .

Rasan

Producer
May 17, 2002
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#8
|GOD|||ZILLA| said:
van damme made a classic with bloodsport.. what did chuck to?.. sidekicks.. fuck that texas ranger shit.
lets compare movies....

here is van damme's

Filmography
Year Title Role
1984 Monaco Forever Karate Man
1985 No Retreat, No Surrender Ivan Krushensky
1988 Black Eagle Andrei
Bloodsport Frank Dux
1989 Kickboxer Kurt Sloane
Cyborg Gibson Rickenbacker
1990 Death Warrant Louis Burke
Lionheart Lyon Gaultier
1991 Double Impact Alex Wagner/Chad Wagner
1992 Universal Soldier Luc Deveraux/GR44
1993 Hard Target Chance Boudreaux
Last Action Hero Cameo Appearance
Nowhere to Run Sam Gillen
1994 Street Fighter Colonel William F. Guile
Timecop Max Walker
1995 Sudden Death Darren McCord
1996 Maximum Risk Alain Moreau/Mikhail Suverov
The Quest Christopher Dubois
1997 Double Team Jack Quinn
1998 Legionnaire Alain Lefevre
Knock Off Marcus Ray
1999 Desert Heat Eddie Lomax
Universal Soldier: The Return Luc Devereaux
2001 The Order Rudy Cafmeyer/Charles Le Vaillant
Replicant Edward "The Torch" Garrotte/Replicant
2003 In Hell Kyle LeBlanc
2004 Wake of Death Ben Archer
Narco Jean's Ghost by Lenny
2006 Sinav Charles
The Hard Corps Phillip Sauvage
Second in Command Sam Keenan
2007 The Shepherd
Until Death Anthony Stowe

here is chuck's

Filmography
The Wrecking Crew (1969)
Way of the Dragon (1972)
The Student Teachers (1973)
Slaughter in San Francisco (1974)
The Warrior Within (1976) (documentary)
Bruce Lee, the Legend (1977) (documentary)
Breaker! Breaker! (1977)
Good Guys Wear Black (1978)
A Force of One (1979)
The Octagon (1980)
An Eye for an Eye (1981)
Silent Rage (1982)
Forced Vengeance (1982)
Lone Wolf McQuade (1983)
Missing in Action (1984)
Missing in Action 2: The Beginning (1985)
Code of Silence (1985)
Invasion U.S.A. (1985)
The Delta Force (1986)
The Karate Kommandos (1986), animated children's show, with Chuck Norris himself appearing to reveal the episode and the moral contained in the episode.
Braddock: Missing in Action III (1988)
Hero and the Terror (1988)
Delta Force 2: The Colombian Connection (1990)
The Hitman (1991)
Sidekicks (1992)
Hellbound (1994)
Top Dog (1995)
Forest Warrior (1996)
The President's Man (2000)
The President's Man 2: A Line in the Sand (2002)
Bells of Innocence (2003)
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)
The Contender (2005)
The Cutter (2005)
 

Gas One

Moderator
May 24, 2006
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Downtown, Pittsburg. Southeast Dago.
#12
chuck norris solely based on the fact that he created KUNG FU JEANS


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chuck norris's overall americaness will pwn van-damme.
america never loses. he could suit up as american ninja and handle damme.