Jay-Z fucking Rihanna?

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Feb 24, 2006
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Pino said:
looks aint even everything. It's always funny when some idiot says "you're lucky" when referring to a dude being in a relationship with some model lookin bootch. Why? Because he gets to hit it? They dont even take into account that the girl is a human being and actually has to talk and interact with. Personally, I'd stick with my blow-up doll anyday. . . .there's no maintanence and you know what you're gettin.
hahahaha damn
 
Sep 29, 2003
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Pino said:
looks aint even everything. It's always funny when some idiot says "you're lucky" when referring to a dude being in a relationship with some model lookin bootch. Why? Because he gets to hit it? They dont even take into account that the girl is a human being and actually has to talk and interact with. Personally, I'd stick with my blow-up doll anyday. . . .there's no maintanence and you know what you're gettin.

the part in bold=real talk, man that shits so true. and also a bitch might be fine, but if she be talkin all damn day about boring shit, or speak real loud, or have a super high pitched laugh that i cant stand, or smells funny, or have like one piece of clothing that she wears all the time and its hela ugly, or somethin like that i wouldnt be able to take it, even if it means i get to fuck her

the second part=real talk also, pino ur a comedian HAHAHA, also ROFL@penis-to-square-feet-ratio
 
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BayBuryYa said:
I know I would pay a large sum of money (that I do not have) to fuck Rihanna. That bitch is bad than a muhfucka.

Fuck.... I get horny as fuck just thinkin about her sexy ass in that green dress in the S.O.S. video.
word. Damn she is so damn fine in that video. I'm glad it aint just me that think so. I was witchin that shit the other day and one of my homies straight turns it over. I said to my boy :eek: didn't you see how fine she was in that dress. Lmao Jay-Z tradin in Beyonce for a younger model.
 
Nov 24, 2003
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Pino said:
why yall hatin on the forehead? Its just more penis-to-square-feet ratio when you rubbin it on her dome


hahahahahahahahahahaha

you could rub that shit for 20 or minutes and not cover the whole damn thing....like cleaning a car with a toothbrush
 
Feb 9, 2006
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Pino said:
looks aint even everything. It's always funny when some idiot says "you're lucky" when referring to a dude being in a relationship with some model lookin bootch. Why? Because he gets to hit it? They dont even take into account that the girl is a human being and actually has to talk and interact with. Personally, I'd stick with my blow-up doll anyday. . . .there's no maintanence and you know what you're gettin.

pino good damn you are a boss....funny shit
 
Feb 14, 2006
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Pino said:
looks aint even everything. It's always funny when some idiot says "you're lucky" when referring to a dude being in a relationship with some model lookin bootch. Why? Because he gets to hit it? They dont even take into account that the girl is a human being and actually has to talk and interact with. Personally, I'd stick with my blow-up doll anyday. . . .there's no maintanence and you know what you're gettin.
amen.