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you broke mufuckas lol


back in the day me and my folks ate all summer long in 96 and 97

jus opened the phone book and dialed a different fast food place everyday and asked to talk to the manager, explained that the food order was fucked up and always got free shit jus for driving out there.

We single handedly made McDonalds in the area start demanding receipts upon the return, this was back when they invented the grande meals for taco bell if any of yall remember that, we were the coolest well fed kids on the block and saved a proportionate amount of bread those years

i guess the moral of my story is email is for pussys and real men call and talk to the manager and utilize that mouthpeice.
me and gas had a homey that moved down here from Modesto we called Sasquatch. big Shane T if anyone knows him..
anyway. that guy was a master at that shit. he owned fast food restaurants and he raided any store like Eckerds that would put shit out in front of the store.. we had mad patio furniture, bird baths, statues... whatever the fuck

edit: i didnt see gas had posted. haha same dude though
nigga pan handled for tall cans. but not just himself. hed get you a couple too if you was with him.
 

Gas One

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#45
me and gas had a homey that moved down here from Modesto we called Sasquatch. big Shane T if anyone knows him..
anyway. that guy was a master at that shit. he owned fast food restaurants and he raided any store like Eckerds that would put shit out in front of the store.. we had mad patio furniture, bird baths, statues... whatever the fuck

edit: i didnt see gas had posted. haha same dude though
nigga pan handled for tall cans. but not just himself. hed get you a couple too if you was with him.
sasquach was a true survivalist.

only sasquach could go pick up some fucking shrooms and take off to las vegas permanently, while leaving every single thing he owned (which was a few mac mall albums and 3 jerseys)

if i remember correctly we all werent even that mad, it was more like "well...its sasquach...so..."

nigga basically moved in and made 16 year olds work for him

the only dude that will drive 25 miles with an on-the-dial empty tank of gas for something worth 3 dollars

that rite aid/car stealing frenzy was nuts in the morning...
 

Gas One

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LOL which reminds me didnt that fool get arrested for trying to fill up an entire cart of food and liquor and candidly walk out of the store with it?

then ran away and tripped over a bush and got caught

hahahahahaha
that fools face was in the grocery store like a fucking post office

ill admit though, under sasquaches rule, wed have like 200 dollars worth of expensive ass steaks and hella liquor and everyone ate and drank for free

that was his way of paying rent
 
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LOL which reminds me didnt that fool get arrested for trying to fill up an entire cart of food and liquor and candidly walk out of the store with it?

then ran away and tripped over a bush and got caught

hahahahahaha
that fools face was in the grocery store like a fucking post office

ill admit though, under sasquaches rule, wed have like 200 dollars worth of expensive ass steaks and hella liquor and everyone ate and drank for free

that was his way of paying rent
Shit, thats rent enough for me... lol
 

Kon1

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ughhhh why did i just get off the phone with the manager at the olvie garden by my spot and dude said on top of the 50$ gift card im getting from corporate he himself is sending me another 50$ card. hahhaa thanks for the idea fresh. hahha 100$ in olive garden for 5 minutes of my time. ill take it. rofl PWNED!!!!!!!!!
 

Kon1

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May 17, 2002
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hell yeah. it was gonna be 50 but i guess dude just really liked my approach and mouthpiece and he was like "im gonna go ahead and send you another card , would you like that" hahhaha i was like SAY WORD SON??? lol.... like i said earlier in the thread "mouthpiece is mando" cuz they will call you. hahaha.
 
Jan 5, 2006
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if you do that to a restaurant.. youre fucking up someones couch, id be pissed if the boss got a fake complaint about us and started bitching us out. Then again i dont work in food and hospitality.
 
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this is just a different form of begging.

not as honorable, though, since you are lying while begging.

for this i may not slide the dude outside of henry's the 2 boodles I usually give him because he might be lying like you all. Dude might up and walk to his house after getting like a $100 or something.
 

Dana Dane

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I made a thread about this a few years ago....

.....I got a $100 7-11 gift card, free fast food, and HELLA household items & groceries.

Lived off free shit for a whole summer.....

...........I was thinkin about making a documentary and trying to see if I could live off free shit for a year.
 
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^^ they I.D. you and write your name and other shit down for copper now.. cuz people are stealing it from construction job sites.. stripping it out of walls and shit. So thats a risky thing to do now.
 

Dana Dane

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I sat in front of a computer for 8 hours a day with nothing to do...Shit became a challenge to me, to see how many I could do in a day.

Free tampons for a year come in handy. A bitch shouldnt have to pay for shit like that.