Your describing my life last weekend I almost died I let this black Japanese broad drive me home after a night of drinking at university of beer I didn't realize how fucking drunk she was I honestly feared for my life! Got to my house I figured its time to fuck the first thing she does is yak all over my bathroom I spent the entire night trying to get some ass no sleep got out bed started drinking again she went home I had my neibors come over woke up Sunday my house looked like a frat party happened hella plates of food on the floor and a million empty bottles said fuck it started drinking again went to this bisexual bitches house drank some Jäger and weather St. Vincent woke up on her floor attempted to drive to work but my brain couldn't handle the freeway so I had to drive an hour on the surface streets through Sac to Rancho Cordova showed up to work looking like straight shit!