Is risking a DUI worth getting laid?

[Ironic Commando]

i dont know about you...but i drive better drunk. i'd risk DUI just to get the next bar

 

[L.D.S.]

can't pick her up till 11. I'll be in modulation status in about 2 hours.

No she's not living with her partents, she just has a VERY stict living situation. Those of you that know where I'm from can probably put 2 and 2 together.

Just remember, don't masturbate before sex. Unless she's warming you up, of course.


And ROFL @ your goofy ass asking for opinion, but then making sure that we knew you only wanted one.

 

[MRTHECOSE]

Shouldn't u be sober by now? And if u got a few more hours. U should be good..



P.s. I was gonna post a pic of a morning turd(quite healthy) in the free post thread But wifey deleted it outta my phone when she was looking for pics of the kids..

 

[L.D.S.]

LMFAO (Quite healthy) !!

 

[shizzniddel V.S]

just dont be tooo fucked up, just do it, aint all dat big of a deal, W.E YOU DO THO ,JUST DONT KILL HER!!!

 

[Arson]

is one peice of pussy worth like 10,000 in fines?

 

[luv2squab]

^^^ Good point, bring me your girl/mom/sis and I'll answer that question.

ill bring u a chick...its nada homie...hahahaha

 

[DFresh77]

is one peice of pussy worth like 10,000 in fines?

it's not...I'm an example...I was driving drunk at 2am on my way to beat on some pussy all the way to Hayward...



after spending 7k in fines ...i said to myself..I'm never driving drunk just to go get laid..

shit is not worth it..

 

[Rasan]

^^^with that said, have her come to your house.

 

[Arson]

^^^with that said, have her come to your house.

or wait to get drunk her at place, excuse not to spend the night(if you aint allready fucked/stuck in the friend zone).

 

[GHP]

I cant say i never drove drunk to get some pussy before but it sure aint a good idea

 

[RedStorm]

heck no techno

wtf? LMAO!

 

[FDS]

LEMME PUT IT THIS WAY!! LISTEN GOOD!!! IF THAT GIRLS PUSSY IS WORTH AT LEAST 3000 dollars and a nite in jail, 3 months of DUI classes and a boost in your insurance rates, then yes, but take my advice. CRAIGSLIST.COM > SERVICES > ADULT > W4M > PICK about 10 fine ass whores (wear a condom), aND HAVE THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE! youll save much more.

 

[kayvee]

i dont think he is in the states, in which i would assume he drinks a lot. so im sure half of our servicemen abroad are driving drunk right now to get some pussy.

~k.

 

[fillyacup]

^^^with that said, have her come to your house.

real shit

but you know how it is sometimes, you drunk an choppin it wit some fly ass chick an she like, hey, i dont gotta car, can you swoop?

them ol cute ones is trouble!

 

[thascary1]

So here's my problem. I met this cute little breezy tonight but she has to go back to where she stays at for reasons I don't want to get in to. Well she says if I pick her up tonight we could "get down". I'm just wondering if I should take the chance. I'm not going to make my decision bases on what the says but I'm just wondering what you all would do.

Oh and all you tree huggin, bible thumpin fags that say shit like "driving drunk is stupid, you could kill a kid" or some shit like that fuck off and go masturbate to the Sears catalog.

Anyone?

well...try doing it around my kid and almost hit them..your ass don't even need to hit them or kill them...come close and your ass isn't living to see some pussy.

I am far from a bible thumper (never go to church..shit didn't even get married in a church), and I aint no tree hugger...but best believe you almost harm my kids and I WILL harm your life....so think about that one.....there are others like me out there as well...family comes before all so try to fuck with it! AINT NO PUSSY WORTH THAT!

 

[NorthgateSacra]

Tell that broke hoe to but a car...

problem solved.

 

[livemanikins]

I am far from a bible thumper (never go to church..shit didn't even get married in a church), and I aint no tree hugger...but best believe you almost harm my kids and I WILL harm your life....so think about that one.....there are others like me out there as well...family comes before all so try to fuck with it! AINT NO PUSSY WORTH THAT!

real talk son

 

[Palmer]

Shit went down, I didn't kill Scary's kids so I guess it wasn't such a bad idea. Oh and she goes to an Academy where I can't go to her place and she can't have a car, so the swoop was vital if I was trying to beat in guts. I was pretty sober by the time I had to go though, the drive home after I picked her up then had to take her back was a little risky though. Fuck it, I'm still alive and well.

 

[MEXCOM]

1 deep is probably a chester and this girl is actually a filipino boy who is 15