Is risking a DUI worth getting laid?

[Palmer]

So here's my problem. I met this cute little breezy tonight but she has to go back to where she stays at for reasons I don't want to get in to. Well she says if I pick her up tonight we could "get down". I'm just wondering if I should take the chance. I'm not going to make my decision bases on what the says but I'm just wondering what you all would do.

Oh and all you tree huggin, bible thumpin fags that say shit like "driving drunk is stupid, you could kill a kid" or some shit like that fuck off and go masturbate to the Sears catalog.

Anyone?

 

[Shaniac]

how drunk r u?

 

[LISICKI]

Well this is just a wild guess off the top of my head, im assuming you dont get much pussy as it is, otherwise this thread wouldnt be here

so my vote is yes

I drive drunk all the time might as well get some pussy while you doin it

 

[mrtonguetwista]

^^ da fuck

 

[Gas One]

hold on, i aint encrypting all that HTML nigga!

:waves hands:

 

[Sr. Chingon]

^^6i think its one of the stupid things ppl post on myspace

 

[LISICKI]

lol suckers encrypt it if you dare!

 

[DoucheBagFresh]

Fuck it homie go for it I drive drunk daily it aint a big deal

 

[Gas One]

the day EVERYTHING is delivery based, ill stop driving drunk

 

[JackArtist510]

heck no techno.. youll wish you had a valid license at other times when there's a booty call....








but i have risked it a few times and it was worth it haha

 

[Palmer]

Well this is just a wild guess off the top of my head, im assuming you dont get much pussy as it is, otherwise this thread wouldnt be here

so my vote is yes

I drive drunk all the time might as well get some pussy while you doin it

I'm not like a puss hound or nothing but I've been on a pretty hot streak lately as in like 5 girlies in the last 3 months which is pretty decent for me. I was more or less just wondering the opinions of the siccness homies. Sorry if I came off like a no pussy gettin mafucka, but fuck you.

Here's the deal though, I do have to go to work tomorrow, plus I have to drive on a military installation which is always a little iffy. Really though I already had my mind set on doin it, I just felt like making a thread that wasn't based on a news article and I figured it would give some of you homies something to chop it up about.

I used to always drive drunk, like pretty much 5 days a week. I'm talking about making like 2 hour smash missions. However I just got off a alcholic rehabilitation program so I try and keep it to only necessary situations when I'm not off a REAL good one. I'm really not that drunk though, I had 2 pitchers at the bar earlier and like 3 cream cicle drinks, my version (2/5 captain morgan spiced rum, 2/5 orange juice, 1/5 7-up) so I'm pretty sure I'm good to go, especially cause I braffed up like a half a t-shirt.

 

[MIKO408]

shouldve left already

 

[Palmer]

can't pick her up till 11. I'll be in modulation status in about 2 hours.

No she's not living with her partents, she just has a VERY stict living situation. Those of you that know where I'm from can probably put 2 and 2 together.

 

[luv2squab]

@ miko408 hahaahahahahaahah forreal

 

[LISICKI]

The Bareback assassin gonna be doin it real grande tonight

What kinda name is the bareback assassin anyways sounds like the miami promoters nickname

 

[GHP]

Arent you the guy who already has 2 duis? lol, one more you wont have to worry about getting any pussy cuz they are gonna send your ass to the booty house.

 

[King Sausage]

5-9 grand for a piece of sum pussy, deeeyam dat sum simp shit im cool as a polar bear in silk underwear

 

[Palmer]

Arent you the guy who already has 2 duis? lol, one more you wont have to worry about getting any pussy cuz they are gonna send your ass to the booty house.

No actually I don't have any DUI's because if I did i'd be hittin this site up from the 425 talkin about pickin up gleeze whores. I'm still defending all ya'lls freedom. Sleep tight America.

 

[luv2squab]

The Bareback assassin gonna be doin it real grande tonight

What kinda name is the bareback assassin anyways sounds like the miami promoters nickname

how he gon be a bareback assassin if hes askin da siccness if he should should drive drunk to go smash a chick...

 

[Palmer]

^^^ Good point, bring me your girl/mom/sis and I'll answer that question.