Introduce your fucking self.
- Thread starter Er1ka
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What it Doo DOo, I'm Saint you might know me from such films as "Cabin Day" and "Dont let Shy One look you in the eyes"
I'm 23
Born and raised in the Mitten
Er1ka's a hooker
I get drunk and break shit in hotels
I get drunk and river dance on broken glass at hotels
I get drunk and make music
I get drunk and fuck groupies in hotels
I like chicken
In Nagasaki they like bukkake
One time Er1ka was really drunk and puked up a substance unknown to man.
When I lived with er1ka i used to use her noxema to clear up my ass acne.
I live by the words " if you can't fuck it then fuuuuuuck it" and "It's not rape if you yell out yahtzee"
Whiskey is my viagra
My country boner just wont go down
one last thing ......Ya Muthaz Pussy
I'm 23
Born and raised in the Mitten
Er1ka's a hooker
I get drunk and break shit in hotels
I get drunk and river dance on broken glass at hotels
I get drunk and make music
I get drunk and fuck groupies in hotels
I like chicken
In Nagasaki they like bukkake
One time Er1ka was really drunk and puked up a substance unknown to man.
When I lived with er1ka i used to use her noxema to clear up my ass acne.
I live by the words " if you can't fuck it then fuuuuuuck it" and "It's not rape if you yell out yahtzee"
Whiskey is my viagra
My country boner just wont go down
one last thing ......Ya Muthaz Pussy
-Like the time you told me you and Mars were punching a TV or some shit? Or how about the time the M:I guys broke a fucking toilet?
-Unfortunately we will have to riverdance around downtown Ann Arbor on the 7th because Sirkis is a bitch and bailed on me.
-I can name atleast 4 groupies that you have fucked. Whore.
-NOT MY SAWCE!
-THAT WAS YOU!??!?! Fuck!
CFG representin'.
This one time Saint got really drunk and was wearing my tablecloth as a cape, and a bowl on his head. I caught him with his pants down and snapped a pic. It was around the time Beefy was around, too. Hmmm... Homo Suspicion?(sp?)(wtf?)(o ok)
-Unfortunately we will have to riverdance around downtown Ann Arbor on the 7th because Sirkis is a bitch and bailed on me.
-I can name atleast 4 groupies that you have fucked. Whore.
-NOT MY SAWCE!
-THAT WAS YOU!??!?! Fuck!
CFG representin'.
This one time Saint got really drunk and was wearing my tablecloth as a cape, and a bowl on his head. I caught him with his pants down and snapped a pic. It was around the time Beefy was around, too. Hmmm... Homo Suspicion?(sp?)(wtf?)(o ok)
