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im cool to drink with, i don't start bullshit when i'm drunk i stay friendly

i prefer weed to drink though
 
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kane916

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I seen that video before that cop is a dick and knew that was gonna happen. He told drunk dude to put that down to see if he could walk a straight line like they aren't in a parking lot full of straight lines already. Pure dickhead cop move. Still funny though.
 
Infantry Elite

Infantry Elite

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kane916 said:


I seen that video before that cop is a dick and knew that was gonna happen. He told drunk dude to put that down to see if he could walk a straight line like they aren't in a parking lot full of straight lines already. Pure dickhead cop move. Still funny though.
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how is that a dickhead move? he tested to see if he was drunk, obviously he was
 
BOOBOO619

BOOBOO619

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I'm cool as fuck to drink with. I just get really fucking horny, start talking about how I fuck bitches and sometimes expose my penis. I was told that I whipped my cock out at a party once and was jerking it. I don't fucking remember though, so drunk. haha

I do remember another time though when me, a friend and some bitch were at Denny's late night faded as fuck after partying and I pulled my pants all the way down to me knees, including underwear. Basically I was bare ass on the seat, exposing the cock region. Reason being, we were making her whip out her tiddies and she was telling us to whip our shit out. Fun as bitch. SO yeah, me being the down sexual motherfucker, I pulled my pants down to my knees. She stroked that shit under the table and I kept burrying my face in her tiddies. Big ole stretched out areola tiddies.

Other than that kind of extreme fun behavior, I'm usually cool. I've become a more likeable guy. Women just love my fun.

I'm the type of guy that saids, "Fuck beer pong, just hand me the god damn beer and lets get this party started."
 
NAMO

NAMO

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walking home fucked up eating a pizza is fun, but sometimes i wish i could roll my ass down the hill and get there faster.

and fuck coke, doesn't do anything for me unless I have alot.

I'm fine with drink+weed, and the occassional pills
 
HOGGLIFE

HOGGLIFE

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I'm the guy who can drink till the next day and still be calm and cool but can fight and think like I'm sober usually keep the peace I actually prefer a good peaceful night but also put drunk asses on there back if need be
 
Defy

Defy

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the more alcohol that's in me the more I clown. I ain't trying to fight tho so I don't really kick it with people who will start shit for the sake of startin shit, but I'm gonna be saying funny sarcastic shit all night. I remember damn near everything when I drink, only blacked out like two or 3 times in my life. I drive a little hyphier. I don't hurl in whips, I'll let you know to pull the fuck over first. I'm usually just trying to sip on my drink & smoke some trees.
 
M BUTCHER 206

M BUTCHER 206

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i just try and get real fucked up and feel real good without getting sick or hungover the next day. i usually get a little louder than usual but thats about it. i also wont get sloppy drunk if im out in public somewhere, i try to stay as sharp as possible
 
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Dirt E. Needlez

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this is what alcohol does to the unborn children of alcholic mothers

carlos said:
WHEN THEY SAY THAT IN THAT ALTERNATIVE SONG THEY TALKIN BOUT BLACK JESUS.....THATS ME............THERES GOOD WHITE PEOPLE THAT KNOWS THERES SOMEONE SPECIAL ON EARTH THAT COULD OF CHANGED THE WORLD AND REALLY BLACK......................I AINT DOWN WIT THOSE FUCK HEADED FAKE WHITE FUCKS ..........IM DOWN WIT DA TRU WHITE PEOPLES AND TRU BLACK PEOPLES..................I MEAN WE NIGGAZ WE NIGERIAN NIGGAZ WE'LL DRINK DARK FUCKIN BLOOD 10000000 FUCKIN LOADS OF DARK FUCKIN KINGDOM BLOOD WITH EVIL KINGDOM FACE THAT YA'LL AINT NEVA SEEN ........................IM DOWN WIT COO WHITE PEOPLE THAT ARE FAT AND SKINNY BUT THEY COO KNOWIN NOT TO FUCK WIT ME ALL IT MATTERS IF THEY COO..............................SKINNY WHITE POPLE I GOT MUCH LUV FOR THEM..............TRUE WHITE PEOPLE.................I LOVE ALTERNATIVE PEOPLE.....................I LOVE JIM CARREY HE'S REAL FUNNY ....................I LOVE JOHN MAYER THE SINGER...............................ONE OF MY BIGGEST FANS...................U KNOW, SO U GOTTA HAVE LIKE GOOD PERSONALITYS AND FEEL LIKE UR TOO COO THEN THAT.............................I GOT BEAT UP BY COO WHITE DUDES THEY WAS COO THOUGH ............................ SKINNY, BUT IT WAS IN A ....................''CLEAN FIGHT'' ................................THEN I GOTEM BACK ...........................SO WE QUIT AFTER THAT.............................................U KNOW, U JUST GOTTA THINK LIKE THAT...........................LETS SAY FOR EXAMPLE........................................MARS THE PSYCHO RAPPER....................HE SAID IN HIS ALBUM '' SOME GIRLS DESERVE TO DIE''.........................WELL MY REPLY TO THAT IS......................................U THINKIN LIKE A CRAZY PERSON........................U BELIEVE IN BEING A CRAZY PERSON THATS WHY U AINT GETTIN NO BITCHES.............................................................BE YO SELF, STOP THINKIN ABOUT SOME GIRLS DESERVE TO DIE BECAUSE U THINK THAT THEY THINK HOW U LOOK LIKE................IT AINT EVEN THAT................................IT'S JUST THAT..........U GOTTA FEEL RIGHT WHATS RIGHT FOR U.......................WEAR BIG HOOP EARINGS ON UR EARS OR SOME SHIT....................WEAR NIKE, BE A SPORTS BALLA TYPE OF WHITE PLAYA.....................WEAR JORDANS ON YO FEET......................................SMOKE WEED LIKE A STRAIGHT A STUDENT.............NOT NO MAKIN F ON GRADES TYPE OF SHIT.......................THEN U GON LEAD ON TO THINKIN THAT YOUR NOBODY BECAUSE YOUR BELIEVING IN THAT WAY!!!!.....................................AND AS I SAID.........................................THERES ALL KINDS OF PEOPLE IN AMERICA.................THERES ALL KINDS OF PERSONALITYS IN AMERICA THAT YOU AINT EVEN SEEN..........................THERES ALL KINDS OF PEOPLE FOR EVERYBODY ...............THERES ALL KINDS OF PEOPLE FOR EVERYONE...................ALL IM SAYIN IS MY JOB IN SICCNESS IS TO MAKE YA'LL FEEL EVEN MORE OPENED UP AND STOP THE KILLING ..............................BUT I TOLD MY FATHER TO KILLEM WITH THE FACE ON SEPTEMBER 14TH 1996, ALL 21 OF EM WERE CRYING AND SHAKING..............I DONT WANNA SAY WHY ................BUT IM REALLY A BLACK MAN THAT COULD OF CHANGED THE WORLD....................PEACE
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