if i wanted to be creative i would have said something along the lines of "looks like we have a cock grabbing donut puncher, who had is adenoids removed to accomidate his new he-bitch "spike" pierced weiner, who was the first clinical case of near overdose of jizz ingested at a playgirl sponsored circle jerk in his grandmother bedroom, while attempting to pull a 3rd hamster out of his ass while singing the national anthem" or something better, i dont know im high....queer
