Ill cut your fucking head off!!! and other great threats

[DFDoom]

Text...

"I hate the fuck outta u
If I ever see you again
Im punchin you in the fuckin face"

Gotta love ex boyfriends.

 

[DFDoom]

From another boy some years back...

"You can change your number as many times as you want bitch...
but I know where you live."

I dunno what it is,
but I'm pretty sure I bring the crazy out in people.

 

[SouthernComfort]

"I'll strike you out of pure fucking malice" (said many times to my girl)

 

[DFDoom]

I got HELLA threats from my ex that are too insane to post.

 

[IronLungs420]

i was @ the club and this hindu/indian punjabi cat i dont know exactly what he was but he says "Dawg I'm Muslim, I dont give a fuck" I laughed in his faggot ass face!

 

[DFDoom]

More often than not,
I'll get a threat from an ex saying he's going to make songs to expose game on me.

One day,
I'll have a whole album of hate songs... all about me.

I feel the love.

 

[L.D.S.]

Quit talking about them and post em, Ms. Doom.

I'm tired of hearing "I'll smack the black off of you!", even when the person isn't black.

 

[DFDoom]

Most threats are personal and require backstory.

 

[L.D.S.]

All the more reason to stockpile all these small replies into one gigantic one and explain why the fuck people go crazy when they date you.

 

[DFDoom]

Im not going to allow people to know such things as the reasonings why one would go crazy because of dating me...

I'm hoping to break the cycle with the current anyway.

If anything, I'll probably go crazy.

 

[L.D.S.]

See, that's just poor story telling to build up your audience, then offer no insight.

Negaprops

 

[DFDoom]

Oh hush.

My ex and I were fighting once, and I was telling him to come home.

He said he was unsure if he wanted to come home...
because he thought I was going to stab him in his sleep.

Apparently I dont need to threaten anyone...
They just have a healthy fear.

 

[DFDoom]

Random rapper touches my butt at show.
I pull a knife and say I'll cut his hand off if said offence happens again.
He said I pulled out my knife faster than a Mexican.

I was amused.

 

[Likwid]

"I fuck you in the ass! make you humble!" (The Iron Sheik)

Don't forget the " You are fagot!"

 

[mrrocnron]

I got three words fo ya!



















It's gon hurt

 

[mrrocnron]

Fucc around and find out you can't fight!

 

[DFresh77]

I dunno what it is,
but I'm pretty sure I bring the crazy out in people.

Pussy + head must be that good...LOL

 

[DFresh77]

"I'll see you in court motherfucker, you fucked me over" - babymomma

2 months later we was in court for child support

"Your girl will find you you cheated on her with me asshole" - psycho costa rican ex

2 weeks later that bitch showed my girl a video tape from a month before...

"I'm going to fuck your car up motherfucker, you gonna need new headlights" - crazy nicaraguan puta from SF

and the same night my headlights and break lights were broken..

"I'm going to call the cops and tell them you beat my ass you jerk" - crazy mexican ex from San Leandro

she called the cops and she got arrested, when she came at me..she left a big scratch on the right side of my neck .....the bitch lost! and I won!

 

[Stony Gwynn]

ANY RANDOM EPISODE OF EVERYBODY HATES CHRIS...

 

[cheeto]

"te voy a partir tu puta madre guey!"