If your asshole could talk, what would it say to you?

DAT NIGGA TAZZ · Jul 16, 2005

Na, it would apoligize for everytime a fart slipped out and went up the side of my ballsack and down the side of my leg and made a bubble sound.

SIMPLY SICC · Jul 16, 2005

"sorry for that diarhea the other night playa"

AlcoholicLoser · Jul 17, 2005

lmao at all you fuckers! :cheeky:

RAVAGE · Jul 17, 2005

mine would sayafter talking to ppl at my work "and they call me an ass-hole"

DJ Mark 7 · Jul 17, 2005

this morning it DID say:

"Hey here's all that liquor and In-N-Out Burger you gave me....Just returnin it!"

enserio · Jul 17, 2005

.."uhhh...can you get 'whats-her-name' to lick me again? That was cool..."...

SLICC RICC · Jul 19, 2005

"REMEMBER ALL THAT TAPATIO YOU HAD LAST NIGHT??? TIME TO RETURN THE FAVOR..."

TROLL · Jul 19, 2005

"keep on drivin" (past a tacobell)

killahoe666 · Jul 19, 2005

"WOOOOOOOPS!!!!!"

ESFCE · Jul 20, 2005

it would say: YADADAMEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pig-Homo · Jul 20, 2005

"im tired of lookin at the toilet" then it would go 'pppFFFFFFFFSSSSSSFFFFFFFFFFFpppp'