If you have an older brother.....you're probably gay
- Thread starter Dirty Shoez
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^ Yeah you're right...Steelers fans can't be the old God. The old God invented Steelers fans.
A little side story - John Elway went to heaven and God met him and gave him a really nice mansion, a new car, a swimming pool, all this badass stuff, and said "John, you were an amazing quarterback, and now that you died, you deserve this".
Then Elway looks in the distance and sees a mansion 20 times bigger than his, with 20 cars in the front, naked chicks walking everywhere, a HUGE swimming pool with a hot tub and sauna, an airplane, a helicopter landing pad, painted all black and gold with 7's hanging in the window.
And Elway looks at God and says "Well, I dont want to be disrespectful, I appreciate everything you've given to me. But I dont understand. I was one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time, I won Superbowls, went to the ProBowl, the Hall of Fame. I'm wondering why you gave Ben Roethlisberger a nicer house than mine?"
And got looked at Elway laughing and said "No John, that's not Ben Roethlisberger's house. Its my house!"
But anyways, back to the topic, that is TWO people that stopped stalking Jessica because of me. If I keep this up I'll have no competition whatsoever. Even though she does look hot as FUCK in black and gold.
A little side story - John Elway went to heaven and God met him and gave him a really nice mansion, a new car, a swimming pool, all this badass stuff, and said "John, you were an amazing quarterback, and now that you died, you deserve this".
Then Elway looks in the distance and sees a mansion 20 times bigger than his, with 20 cars in the front, naked chicks walking everywhere, a HUGE swimming pool with a hot tub and sauna, an airplane, a helicopter landing pad, painted all black and gold with 7's hanging in the window.
And Elway looks at God and says "Well, I dont want to be disrespectful, I appreciate everything you've given to me. But I dont understand. I was one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time, I won Superbowls, went to the ProBowl, the Hall of Fame. I'm wondering why you gave Ben Roethlisberger a nicer house than mine?"
And got looked at Elway laughing and said "No John, that's not Ben Roethlisberger's house. Its my house!"
But anyways, back to the topic, that is TWO people that stopped stalking Jessica because of me. If I keep this up I'll have no competition whatsoever. Even though she does look hot as FUCK in black and gold.
A study that finds that the more older brothers you have, the more likely you are to be gay.
Then I added (something to the effect of) "But it isn't entirely accurate, because as we all know, our friend (insert name here) is a gay and he doesn't have an older brother."
Mods can only take jokes from other mods these days, I guess. Nobody else is allowed to take shots at them, and they will resort to post-editing to put a stop to it.
Then I added (something to the effect of) "But it isn't entirely accurate, because as we all know, our friend (insert name here) is a gay and he doesn't have an older brother."
Mods can only take jokes from other mods these days, I guess. Nobody else is allowed to take shots at them, and they will resort to post-editing to put a stop to it.
