IF GOD CAME TODAY...

[Freeway Rich]

I would beg for mercy. I would tell him that I'm ready to be punished for all that bullshit and all sins that I did in my life. I would take my younger brothers sins on me also.

 

[EverReadyT9X]

Red Sin what would you do if there was proof that God was not real. The evidence was irrefutable, what would you do....

 

[2-0-Sixx]

Red Sin what would you do if there was proof that God was not real. The evidence was irrefutable, what would you do....

 

[dali]

that one actually made me laugh haha

 

[William206]

I wouldnt believe it was happening anyway.

I really would do whatever comes to mind.. cuz i want to believe in god.. but if you really think about it .. theres no god.. Atlest thats what i know.. Nothing has giving me reason to believe.. and theres lots to give me reason not to.. so i go with what i know.


What i would want to do is cuss him out.. and ask him hella questions..

 

[wino]

Jesus muthafuckin christ what a dumb thread

 

[I AM]

From the Clouds, and he was here to judge us what would you say. Let's say, you're an atheist or an agnostic and you never believed in a god or the God, what would be going on through your mind?

What would I say? Let's get high. What would I be thinking? Fuck, I guess I was wrong, let's smoke.

Would you spit or swallow??

LMFAO!!!

 

[skoooolin]

FREE POST !

 

[rawtunes]

if he comes there will be no time to make decisons and shit...it will be like an blink of an eye..so if you dont have your shit together you will see everybody who was a christian is gone....then people will make up shit like all the missing people died of some disease or sumthin...but really it was the rapture

 

[2-0-NINE]

For you Christians, what would you do if Zeus stood before you? Or Krishna? Or Muhammad? Or Apollo? Or Tupã? Or Kali? Or Cghene? Or Jehovah? Or Gunab? Or Dangun? Or Adroa? Or Itzamna? Or Anshar? Or Azeban? Or Aholi? Or Haokah? Or Thor? Pluto? How bout Aji-Suki-Taka-Hiko-Ne? Izanagi? Or Waheguru? Enki? Zibelthiurdos? Chiuta? How bout Anansi? Galeru? Ayya Vaikundar? Mictlantecuhtli? Bahá'u'lláh? Tua Pek Kong?

Sin to the fullest, cause that would mean my belief, way of life, way or worship was all in vain. But like an atheist who is bent on the notion of a universe without God, I wouldn't think that would happen. For obvious reasons because I'm an exclusivist

 

[2-0-NINE]

Red Sin what would you do if there was proof that God was not real. The evidence was irrefutable, what would you do....

Live life freely full of Sin, have sex with all the woman I've been trying to avoid because they're on my nuts. Drink more, Smoke again etc. The only way we would ever find out, is if we die and we see him, or when He comes again.

 

[Triple Threat]

lmaooo

the siccness og'z have me dyinnn

 

[jt2218]

i'd say "fuck nah bitch... u go to hell" lol.
for real tho, if the christian God came, i'd be askin why he's so fucked up and why just cuz i didn't believe in him i gotta be tortured for all eternity. ain't that sum shit. its either eternal paradise or eternal torture. what about the semi-good people. lol.

 

[M BUTCHER 206]

id be ecstatic as long as the reason for coming was to destroy the world and the human race; depressed if it was just some kind of faggy visit

 

[MRTHECOSE]

gods rapture and fear of going to hell does not stop me from sinning and hurting people.. its that fact that im not an a-hole that would try to be a dip$#it and do that crap anyways..it stopped feeling good along time ago to intentionally hurt others..just dont make me feel like i accomplished anything that is constructive....

and if he came to earth id be like "so hows the weather up there? and i got dibs on playing 3rd base at the company picnic"

 

[Gas One]

From the Clouds, and he was here to judge us what would you say. Let's say, you're an atheist or an agnostic and you never believed in a god or the God, what would be going on through your mind? I haven't asked these in a while and I'm just curious. Let's just say your lives came to a stand still and here in the clouds is Jesus standing in the midst of the people, do you think you're going to heaven, or do you know you're going to hell.

For people who don't believe in God, tell me what would go on inside your minds, and please don't give me a vain response like, I don't believe in God so it won't happen. Just give me an answer that would complement my question please.

For those who do have a belief in a god or The God, what would go on in your mind?

if god came today, he could watch me polish off the rest of this cognac, and finish the 5 grams of herb i got left, and then maybe after i take a nap and order a pizza or some shit he'll have his little bitch ass, elitist 'judgement' ready and i can just do whatever the fuck i have to do, since he rules the solar system or whatever anyways and i have no say.

what a crock of shit. stupid ass fucking judgement day man, fuck god.
always tryna judge a nigga.

what we need to do is stone that mutha fucka again, man.
someone need to smuggle some rocks into heaven man show this mutha fucka what time it issssss.

 

[TROLL]

you kno.. ive pondered this question once for a looonnngg time.... i came to the conclusion that id ask "where have you been"?

 

[Gas One]

^ he'd just be like "3,000,000 days to a human is 1 hour to a god" or some stupid unfathomable shit

thats whats wack about god he can just say some shady ass shit and we gotta believe it

like "oh. well i guess since youre god..."

*but beware of fake prophets!*

so someone HAS to throw a rock at him or something just to make sure yknow, its the real god

 

[JLMACN]

Sin to the fullest, cause that would mean my belief, way of life, way or worship was all in vain. But like an atheist who is bent on the notion of a universe without God, I wouldn't think that would happen. For obvious reasons because I'm an exclusivist

and this just proves me and many people right about you.

You are just a weak minded indivdual that NEEDS (to believe) in GOD or A GOD.....because if you dont you would prolly be molesting little boys or some fucked up shit like that.

God aint coming, Jesus isnt coming. Live your life to the best you can and be easy.

5000

 

[2-0-NINE]

and this just proves me and many people right about you.

You are just a weak minded indivdual that NEEDS (to believe) in GOD or A GOD.....because if you dont you would prolly be molesting little boys or some fucked up shit like that.

God aint coming, Jesus isnt coming. Live your life to the best you can and be easy.

5000

Why would you think I would be molesting some Kid? You have a crazy mind to even think that. It's true, without God, I'd probably cut your fucking throat with my box cutter. I'm not weak minded, if that was the case, I would have really fucked up in Middle School-Sophomore Year. You don't know shit about me, JL.

Edit: Once again you have neglected the question and just continue to bash me.