IF GOD CAME TODAY...

[2-0-NINE]

From the Clouds, and he was here to judge us what would you say. Let's say, you're an atheist or an agnostic and you never believed in a god or the God, what would be going on through your mind? I haven't asked these in a while and I'm just curious. Let's just say your lives came to a stand still and here in the clouds is Jesus standing in the midst of the people, do you think you're going to heaven, or do you know you're going to hell.

For people who don't believe in God, tell me what would go on inside your minds, and please don't give me a vain response like, I don't believe in God so it won't happen. Just give me an answer that would complement my question please.

For those who do have a belief in a god or The God, what would go on in your mind?

 

[2-0-Sixx]

IF GOD CAME TODAY...

Would you spit or swallow??

 

[Incar]

^^LMAO

i would tell him/her to tell me where to go cuz i cant stand it if someone tries to tell me what i did wrong and what i should have done. i know what i did, now jsut tell me. if i go to hell then so be it but just get it done and over with it.

 

[DubbC415]

Would you spit or swallow??

Well, this threads done.

 

[MRTHECOSE]

Would you spit or swallow??

i read the thread title and just knew deep down someone was gonna say this in the 1st page of this thread thanks comrad:beard:

 

[DankedOut707]

Would you spit or swallow??

HAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[martin_07n]

isnt GOD already here today?


José Luis De Jesús Miranda?

that muthafucka be on some other shit now he talking about he the antichrist

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jose_Luis_De_Jesus_Miranda

Miranda believes his life and teachings supercede those of Jesus of Nazareth—a point which he emphasizes by referring to himself as the Antichrist and by exhibiting a "666" tattoo on his forearm.[3]

 

[southsacsav916]

IMA CHRISTIAN N GO TO CHURCH BUT...... I DONT READ THE BIBLE OR PRAY SO ILL PROLLI END UP STAYIN ON EARTH FOR THE RAPTURE.

 

[C.M.P CEO]

i just want my eternal rest

 

[mrraskal666]

If I were God I'd get a bunch of slaves to do everything
Norwegian lesbians that feed me grapes and know how to sing

If I were God thou shall not wear tube socks with Flip-Flops
Thou shall sit and thou shall spin thou shall even wife swap
Thou shall resist the Olsen Twins, thou shall not cut "Footloose"
If I were God that's what I'd do, Heavens no

 

[MRTHECOSE]

hell yes

 

[mrraskal666]

And when they nail my pimpled ass to the cross
I'll tell them I found Jesus that should throw them off
He goes by the name Jesus and steals hubcaps from cars
Oh Jesus can I borrow your crowbar?
To pry these God damn nails out they're beginning to hurt
Crucified and all I got was this lousy T-shirt
"I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!" I'll sing as I'm flogged
Yeah that's what I would do if I were God
So vote for me for Savior and you'll go to Heaven
Your lame duck Lord is like Kevin Spacey in "Seven"
With creepy threats of H-E-Double-Hockey-Stick
You just can't teach an old God new tricks
But would I be a good Messiah with my low self-esteem?
If I don't believe in myself would that be blasphemy?
Just sport some crummy "holier than thou" facade
Yeah that's what I would do if I were God

 

[Danger Manye]

ask him for his help, maybe to take a look at ya siccness folks (me included) and ask him for his mercy i'd tell him about all my family and all the great things they did for me. i'd mention everything to him, give everything i've ever gained back to him.

 

[GTS]

John 3: 16-21


16"For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son,[f] that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

17For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him.

18Whoever believes in him is not condemned, but whoever does not believe stands condemned already because he has not believed in the name of God's one and only Son.[g]

19This is the verdict: Light has come into the world, but men loved darkness instead of light because their deeds were evil.

20Everyone who does evil hates the light, and will not come into the light for fear that his deeds will be exposed.

21But whoever lives by the truth comes into the light, so that it may be seen plainly that what he has done has been done through God."

 

[DankedOut707]

Freaks 6: 19

19 "bitch better have my money"

HAHAHA AMEN

 

[BigLurch]

would he come close enough for me to punch him? or at least sarcasticyl thank him for fuckin up this world and making people become complete idiots and kill themselves over something as idiotic as him

 

[2-0-Sixx]

For you Christians, what would you do if Zeus stood before you? Or Krishna? Or Muhammad? Or Apollo? Or Tupã? Or Kali? Or Cghene? Or Jehovah? Or Gunab? Or Dangun? Or Adroa? Or Itzamna? Or Anshar? Or Azeban? Or Aholi? Or Haokah? Or Thor? Pluto? How bout Aji-Suki-Taka-Hiko-Ne? Izanagi? Or Waheguru? Enki? Zibelthiurdos? Chiuta? How bout Anansi? Galeru? Ayya Vaikundar? Mictlantecuhtli? Bahá'u'lláh? Tua Pek Kong?

 

[Danger Manye]

For you Christians, what would you do if Zeus stood before you? Or Krishna? Or Muhammad? Or Apollo? Or Tupã? Or Kali? Or Cghene? Or Jehovah? Or Gunab? Or Dangun? Or Adroa? Or Itzamna? Or Anshar? Or Azeban? Or Aholi? Or Haokah? Or Thor? Pluto? How bout Aji-Suki-Taka-Hiko-Ne? Izanagi? Or Waheguru? Enki? Zibelthiurdos? Chiuta? How bout Anansi? Galeru? Ayya Vaikundar? Mictlantecuhtli? Bahá'u'lláh? Tua Pek Kong?

sin.

 

[28g w/o the bag]

For you Christians, what would you do if Zeus stood before you? Or Krishna? Or Muhammad? Or Apollo? Or Tupã? Or Kali? Or Cghene? Or Jehovah? Or Gunab? Or Dangun? Or Adroa? Or Itzamna? Or Anshar? Or Azeban? Or Aholi? Or Haokah? Or Thor? Pluto? How bout Aji-Suki-Taka-Hiko-Ne? Izanagi? Or Waheguru? Enki? Zibelthiurdos? Chiuta? How bout Anansi? Galeru? Ayya Vaikundar? Mictlantecuhtli? Bahá'u'lláh? Tua Pek Kong?

i'd be like kEwL!!!!!!!!!!! LoLzArZ

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[DankedOut707]

For you Christians, what would you do if Zeus stood before you? Or Krishna? Or Muhammad? Or Apollo? Or Tupã? Or Kali? Or Cghene? Or Jehovah? Or Gunab? Or Dangun? Or Adroa? Or Itzamna? Or Anshar? Or Azeban? Or Aholi? Or Haokah? Or Thor? Pluto? How bout Aji-Suki-Taka-Hiko-Ne? Izanagi? Or Waheguru? Enki? Zibelthiurdos? Chiuta? How bout Anansi? Galeru? Ayya Vaikundar? Mictlantecuhtli? Bahá'u'lláh? Tua Pek Kong?

ID THROW A PARTY AND CHARGE OLD RELIGIOUS PEOPLE AND RED SIN $1000 TO GET IN AND MEET THEM FOR 10 MINUTES. I WOULDNT EVEN HAVE TO PAY FOR ANYTHING. IF THOSE FOLKS REALLY ARE MAGICAL, THEY BETTER MAGICALLY MAKE SOME BBQ AND POTATO CHIPS APPEAR QUICK FAST.