If a girl says my dick is "cute"...

[28g w/o the bag]

at least she didn't say it was compact for easy storage

 

[BETO916]

no wonder you're married

Yeah, dicks may be ugly, sexy, appealing, appetizing, alluring, but not CUTE.....

hell of a sales pitch

 

[BETO916]

words from the wise

Don't believe the Hype!!!

between melo eatin ass and packin' a undulation infested penis....I'm startin' to think that Old Dirty Bastard is still alive, and livin' in the Bay!!

LOL

 

[EvilWayz]

When's the last time you heard a woman say "oh look at that full grown african elephant, it's so cute"

You hear "oh look at the kitten how cute" or "look at the cute little chipmunk".

Cute = little
You Lose

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHHAAAAAA...........HILL-ARRY-OUS!!!

 

[Raider Rick]

my girl says my is "pretty" wtf does that mean?

 

[gimpypimp]

^^^

My lady said the same thing. I've gotten pretty or nice, but never cute.

 

[ValleyEnt]

Mines got these weird little bumps around the base of the head. I was told by a doctor that they were nothing, but its hard as hell trying to convince a breezy to put that bumpy pickle in her mouth.

hahahaha!!!! You got warts, and I got 2 PEE Holes!!! lol.


(i'm not Playin either. My Dick Head Got Cut By a Piece of String from my Boxers and It Never healed right. Right along Side my Pee Hole. Now I can Bust a Nut in Both The Girls Nostrils, Not just one!)

 

[Dana Dane]

WHOA...Too Much Info!!!

 

[KALYN]

WHOA...Too Much Info!!!

... LOL..! ..funny how the Siccness is like Catholics goin' to confession sometimes... lol.. gotta LOVE it..!

 

[BETO916]

hahahaha!!!! You got warts, and I got 2 PEE Holes!!! lol.


(i'm not Playin either. My Dick Head Got Cut By a Piece of String from my Boxers and It Never healed right. Right along Side my Pee Hole. Now I can Bust a Nut in Both The Girls Nostrils, Not just one!)

double barrell daryl LIVES!!

 

[BzNutz]

^^^ thats exactly what i think when i see threads like this Kayln, ya'll have no shame

 

[BzNutz]

BtW, mine curves to the left

 

[moonpizzle]

my broad asks why my shit hella leans to the left....I tell her its because Im left handed but she is so dumb she doesnt get it.

 

[ValleyEnt]

my broad asks why my shit hella leans to the left....I tell her its because Im left handed but she is so dumb she doesnt get it.

Me Too!!! lol

 

[BzNutz]

im right handed? maybe mine disagrees hahaha

 

[KALYN]

.. I've often wondered what causes some peeners to curve... an event perhaps..? or are those the extra special gifts God gives...? .. lol..

 

[moonpizzle]

^^^^^^ how about beating off 10,000 times from one side

 

[Dana Dane]

.. I've often wondered what causes some peeners to curve... an event perhaps..? or are those the extra special gifts God gives...? .. lol..

That shit is sexy as hell. Sexy as hell!!!!

 

[KALYN]

That shit is sexy as hell. Sexy as hell!!!!

.. OOOooohh yessss...


.. the last fellow I was with... :::edit:: .. umm.. lets just say he had a supreme curve.... *winkwink* ..hit all the right places... Damn-- I'm gonna miss him.

 

[Sentenced]

Mine curves like a thumb baby, GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY.