my old roommate had an annoying ass dog that would piss everywhere. my roommate would never train her punk ass dog, and had the nerve to name it cindarella.
one time, while my roommate was at work, the dog pissed in the kitchen, and i stepped in it.
i pulled an undertaker and chokeslammed cindarella, and she never urinated in the kitchen, or came close to me, ever again.
edit: cool story areolas, breh.