If A Dog Shits On Your Lawn...

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blunt_hogg559
Jul 6, 2005
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Flinging the shit back over seems like a great idea. So does copping a BB gun and sniping rover in the brown eye
 
Feb 7, 2006
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my old roommate had an annoying ass dog that would piss everywhere. my roommate would never train her punk ass dog, and had the nerve to name it cindarella.

one time, while my roommate was at work, the dog pissed in the kitchen, and i stepped in it.

i pulled an undertaker and chokeslammed cindarella, and she never urinated in the kitchen, or came close to me, ever again.


edit: cool story areolas, breh.
shoulda fake slipped in it and sue that bitch and that bitch to the doghouse.
 
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a little off topic, but what does it mean when your dog doesn't look you in the eye. I be around dogs all the time but im currently a new dog owner. and my dog does everything to not look me directly in the eye? Whats that all about. Even when i holdin him and petting him he does that, does that mean he dont like me? I feel like he don't appreciate me giving him my goddamn lunch meat. LOL that shit is hella frustrating.
 
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a little off topic, but what does it mean when your dog doesn't look you in the eye. I be around dogs all the time but im currently a new dog owner. and my dog does everything to not look me directly in the eye? Whats that all about. Even when i holdin him and petting him he does that, does that mean he dont like me? I feel like he don't appreciate me giving him my goddamn lunch meat. LOL that shit is hella frustrating.
is it a pit? careful with that..that's a sign that he might like people ..

my boy out in south city had a dog like that...if you looked at him in the eyes...he'd jump on your ass and bite you...
 
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is it a pit? careful with that..that's a sign that he might like people ..

my boy out in south city had a dog like that...if you looked at him in the eyes...he'd jump on your ass and bite you...
lol naw it aint no pit, i dont fuck with pits, i dont like having a dog that can shit out a bigger piece of shit than i can.

Its a little ass mutt dog. i dont even know what it is though, he looks exactly like a dirty little Star Wars Ewok. Small, but can jump hella high. He aint mean at all, he's a little pussy, always scared of shit. I try to pick him up and he runs type dog.
 
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Who in the hell wants a dog that likes people? Beware of the people loving dog!!!

I do...well people in my family!


Akazie...you telling me you a got a small dog that doesn't like you?...he see's something in you ......maybe he'll respect you more if you post tiddies of your girl on the siccness....